The Bacon Tree
Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to death.
They are close to just lying down and waiting for the inevitable, when all of a sudden....... "Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon I is sure of eet"
"Si, Luis eet smells like bacon to meee".
So, with renewed strength, they struggle up the next sand dune, and there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.
There's raw bacon, dripping with moisture, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon...every imaginable kind of cured pig meat.
"Pepe, Pepe, we is saved. "Eees a bacon tree".
"Luis, are you sure ees not a meerage? We ees in the Desert don't forget"
"Pepe when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smeell like bacon . . . ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree".
And with that ....Luis Races towards the tree. he gets to within 5 metres, Pepe
following closely behind, when all of a sudden, a machine gun opens up,and Luis is cut down in his tracks.
It is clear he is mortally wounded but. true friend that he is, he manages to warn Pepe with his dying breath.
"Pepe ... go back man,you was right ees not a bacon tree"
"Luis Luis mi amigo...what ees it?
"Pepe...ees not a bacon tree...
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2007-01-28 17:47:14 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
loved it!!!xxkissxx
2007-01-29 19:14:08 · answer #1 · answered by Mrs Chicagosgirl!! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
L O L 9/10
2007-01-29 02:44:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
This one will be a hit with some in the USA prolly.
--That Cheeky Lad
2007-01-29 01:51:07 · answer #3 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ci senor...eet eees funeeeee!
2007-01-29 01:56:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Love it
2007-01-29 05:20:41 · answer #5 · answered by patti 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahahaha this is one of the very rare jokes that make me laugh lots
lol great joke
2007-01-29 02:21:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
well the story is about: ees its an ambush. hahahaha
2007-01-29 04:04:51 · answer #7 · answered by bubblegirl07 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL
9/10
Well typed.
Keep smilin'.
2007-01-29 03:58:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
so next time in a desert, don't think about food, WATER!!!
2007-01-29 02:16:07 · answer #9 · answered by skynet 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
do you think you are written it in English? bit difficult
2007-01-29 04:54:27 · answer #10 · answered by yiufdbgkhfjj 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋