This is for the police officers, what was the stupid or most amusing thing you have seen while on duty? Or the most stupid, most amusing excuse someone has told you while on duty?
2007-01-28 17:10:52 · 8 answers · asked by Louis_Dicarlo123 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Law Enforcement & Police
I stopped a vehicle for 90 mph in a 55mph zone. The operator was a women. I approached the vehicle and she appeared to be very excited. I advised her of the speed and this was her reply." officer I know I was speeding, but my husband just got back from two years overseas(Marines) and he called me and told me that he was standing naked in the living room and I better get home ASAP, and be naked when I hit the front door" I let her go with a warning.
2007-01-29 02:41:29 · answer #1 · answered by watchman_1900 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
The most stupid? would have to be my first DWI bust. I was a rookie cop. My supervisor and I were winding up the shift and heading back to the PD. As we were rounding the corner we came across a couple having a very animated domestic. Turned the blue lights on and everything. As we were dealing with that, I noticed a guy come out of a local bar and get into his car in a parking lot across the street. He started the car up and was having a lot of trouble getting the thing in gear and getting it out of the spot. I figured he was probably wasted but with the situation we were dealing with I just couldn't get away to see. I turned my attention back to the domestic. 10 seconds later this same car comes burning down the road going the wrong way on a one way street. When I tried to flag him down, He nearly runs me over. Needless to say he got dragged out of the car and arrested.
The most amusing? when my partner and I had to wrestle with a giant squirrel living in someone's x-mas tree. The family barricaded themselves in a bedroom and called us from a cell phone. The bugger was big and mean. We totally trashed the apartment trying to round him up. And before some animal activist gets all bent. We don't have animal control in our town. We do it all. The unfortunate lil rodent met his end that day. The x-mas tree didn't fair to well either.
2007-01-29 13:12:15 · answer #2 · answered by David 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I mostly do my work on the water, maritime enforcement. I stopped a boat one day for going about 60 mph through a restricted no wake zone. First the guy refused to stop, we followed him to his marina. When he parked his boat I jumped on and confronted him about it. He told me he was exempt from stopping because he is a doctor on his way to the hospital. I kindly informed him that he was dead wrong and proceeded to ask for ID. He gave his hospital ID and continued stating that I was breaking the law for holding him up. I gave the hospital a call to ask about him and if he was on his way there. The hospital staff said he is on staff there but he was on vacation and no one had called for him to return. I wrote him the tickets, totaling almost $3000 and he kept yelling and screaming telling he would have my job. He wouldn't give up, so I arrested him for disorderly conduct. In the end we found out that he was married and was trying to hide evidence from his wife of a homosexual affair.
2007-01-29 12:35:17 · answer #3 · answered by jimmy 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Once a car was stopped for a traffic violation. The driver's license indicated that the driver should be wearing corrective lenses (glasses or contacts) but was not. When asked about this, he replied, "No, I don't have them. But that is because my windshield is prescription so I cannot wear the glasses with this windshield." I asked what happens if he has to look to his left or right. "Oh, the door windows are prescription, too."
2007-01-29 02:50:11 · answer #4 · answered by TCSO 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
One of the worst excuses I have heard is pulling someone over for.....running a stop sign. They then say, "I'm sorry, I didn't notice you were a cop." Like if I wasn't, it would have been fine.
In my experience, no amount of training or intelligence can total
the bad guy being stupid.
2007-01-29 02:18:59 · answer #5 · answered by Wraith95 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I have always been amazed and amused at the number of activities (nonsexual) people engage in while nude.
Driving a car seems most common, especially drunk or high.
It woudn't be so bad if all of them weren't so butt ugly.
2007-01-29 02:02:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
just curious who the hell pissed yall of to where you are really ******* gay about the most stupid ****?my friend was pulled over for going 45 in a 40, and being a cop used his stupid psychological bullshit to get in his head, searched his car and found less than a gram of weed and arrested him, yet had he not found anything he would have gotten a speeding ticket.......
2007-01-29 03:15:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 7⤋
Walking by the mirror EVERY morning.
2007-01-29 01:57:13 · answer #8 · answered by pompanopete0 4 · 1⤊ 5⤋