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i am sick of these questions:

"am i pregnant?" - i don't know, go take a pregnancy test.
"can i get pregnant on my period?" - yes.
"can i get pregnant by anal sex?" - yes i got pregnant up my butt once.

if you guys got smart and started using condoms just like smart people do, maybe you wouldn't have to ask these questions ^___^ i just do not understand why a person can't go to the ******* pharmacy and get a box of condoms. if you can't afford condoms or birth control, you shouldn't even be having sex!

DURRRRR GET WITH IT, PEOPLE.

2007-01-28 16:23:40 · 10 answers · asked by Sarah 2 in Pregnancy & Parenting Other - Pregnancy & Parenting

10 answers

DEAR NO YOU DID NOT YOU ARE WRONG THAT DOES NOT HAPPEN YOU ARE OUT OF YOU MIND I KNOW MY AUNTS A NURSE SHE HAS BOOKS A-Z AND THE ASNWER TO THAT IS (99.9%) IT IS SO RARE YOU MUST BE A KID HER BOOKS SHOW PHOTOS YOU WOULD BE THE WORLD RECORD BOOK FOR THAT AND YOU ARE NOT ARE YOU ? TAKE CARE

2007-01-28 16:37:51 · answer #1 · answered by ? 7 · 1 2

condoms break and birth control fails....just a little information. Some people also get scared even if they've taken all precautions. I remember my first time, I was scared to death I was pregnant, even though we used a condom. Funny thing about it, I was...lol. I didn't realize until I had a miscarriage and went to the doctor. She confirmed it.

but then again, questions that start like "OMG, I might be pregnant." Then they go into the fact that their boyfriend's penis wan't even in them, or that they had their period but it wasn't really a period becaue they got it a few days later than they should have, etc. Those are pretty funny.

2007-01-29 00:55:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

I agree totally and have to say that the only thing that drives me more nuts are the people who write in with "advice" from Mars and end by saying to believe them because they're a doctor but somehow spell it "docter". You know the ones, anal cause rectal cancer, oral causes gum cancer, I read one the other day that said that swallowing caused stomach cancer, gee,,, I guess we all know what causes ovarian cancer now don't we. Ban sex and we cure cancer.

Between the idiot questions and the downright dangerous answers I have to marvel that the community standards are so concerned with stopping any serious discussion of real sexual questions and that they allow the tripe and disinformation to slide on through.

2007-01-29 00:54:46 · answer #3 · answered by Barb S 3 · 1 0

its funny...
you also hear alot of people asking stupid questions like "I am bleeding and ... weeks pregnant. Should I got to the doctors?"

No one can tell you to go, obviously they're on here for attention0n, not to know, because any woman knows bleeding in pregnancy can be dangerous, and you need to go to the hospital. They tell you this on your first hospital appointment!

hehe

2007-01-29 15:28:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

sometimes i feel the way you do. it's unfortunate to those who haven't gotten the real skinny on these and other topics, i thought i was uninformed when i was younger and it drove me to search for information and answers everywhere. thankfully i found adults with proffessional credential, who were kind enough to open up and be completely candid about things with me, and asked me enough questions to make sure i understood what they were saying. i'm in their debt for caring enough to be sure i understood. the only way i have of paying such a debt is to share what i've learned freely and trying to make sure i've been understood. if i giggle at all it has to be at my own shortcomings when others lives remind me of my own

2007-01-29 00:43:21 · answer #5 · answered by whitemitten1234 5 · 0 1

totally agree........i laugh so hard i am practically rollin on the floor with tears.


surprised nobody has asked "how do you get pregnant?" LOL

2007-01-29 00:31:14 · answer #6 · answered by smiley_1 2 · 1 0

i read those questions before it was hilarious and stupid.
i just post this site about a fake virus
http://justriddlesandmore.com/fake.html
and then something flag as inopropiate lol

2007-01-29 00:28:58 · answer #7 · answered by Thrills 5 · 0 1

I agree.

2007-01-29 00:32:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I feel you all the way!!!!!!!! They sure know where to put it but not how to protect it..............humm I wonder why?

2007-01-29 00:36:58 · answer #9 · answered by beautifully_scarred 2 · 1 0

they are so stupid the people who ask them should be sterilized.

2007-01-29 00:28:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

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