...and the husband, out of nowhere, says, "Laura, I want a divorce."
The wife says nothing, but accelerates to 40mph.
The husband says, "I want to bring the two boys with me to California to start a new life."
Again, the wife says nothing, but hikes it up to 60mph.
The husband then says, "I also want the car and insurance money."
The wife, still silent, gets the car up to 80mph.
Finally, the husband says, "And I want all the pictures in the house, the furniture, and almost everything else."
The wife is now doing 100mph, and the husband sees that she's smiling. "What's so funny?" he asked her.
She turned to him and said...
"I have the airbag."
2007-01-28 16:19:12 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hey can i have that car next i need to take my ex to the store
2007-01-28 17:35:47 · answer #1 · answered by charles a m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahahaha Ducky, those are humorous and made Me chortle..i in my view like the automobile in the pool save them coming you're super your self My buddy..Beep Beep a celeb on this is way..Hehehe.. a chum, poppy1
2016-09-28 03:22:52 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bye bye dear 9/10
2007-01-28 22:25:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yahayahahaha hohohihih ya aa haa ha very funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnny
2007-01-28 17:56:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good. Any more in the same vein?
2007-01-28 16:25:17 · answer #5 · answered by Traveller 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ive heard that before but its still good
2007-01-28 17:33:11 · answer #6 · answered by i_love_orange_crush_05 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha funny
2007-01-28 17:11:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Would you trust the air bag???
2007-01-28 17:14:02 · answer #8 · answered by roger a 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good for him. He would be better off anyway.
2007-01-28 16:25:23 · answer #9 · answered by KMD Zev Sub and Onyx 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved it!
2007-01-28 16:43:51 · answer #10 · answered by Syd 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋