I am an uncooperative son of God, sorry. I just want to be left alone, okay?!?
Daddammit!
2007-01-28 16:07:15 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Angry, you are ALREADY living!!! Why are you so selfish with my life????
2007-01-28 16:12:09 · update #1
no
2007-01-28 16:09:58 · answer #1 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have the same sort of problem ..... a while ago, just lucky I 'spose, right time right place, I got annointed, and I was meant to be saving the entire human race, but who can be bothered? If it had happened before I got cable, well maybe I might've got busy.
2007-01-29 00:14:22 · answer #2 · answered by jinjalina 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'm sure a blood test could prove it. besides, Jesus lived 2000 years ago, and you are alive today.
2007-01-29 00:12:12 · answer #3 · answered by judy_r8 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You may not be left alone, Your inner Jesus is there with you.
2007-01-29 00:12:59 · answer #4 · answered by jp 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Unless you came to earth in the clouds, you are not Jesus.
2007-01-29 00:15:46 · answer #5 · answered by Bob L 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I can prove it. You don't look like the painting over my grandma's couch. THAT'S Jesus!
2007-01-29 00:10:06 · answer #6 · answered by MyPreshus 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Sorry, you have to personally do some magic tricks for me.
2007-01-29 00:20:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go and try to walk on water.
2007-01-29 00:11:50 · answer #8 · answered by Jay 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you're not willing to die so that I may live, you're not Jesus.
2007-01-29 00:10:26 · answer #9 · answered by angrygramma 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You just proved it yourself, he would not ask such nonsensical questions.
2007-01-29 00:13:25 · answer #10 · answered by Steiner 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋