Well, here is your chance: http://www.themonastery.org/?destination=colorOrdination
You can also get a Doctor of Divinity for $25.
P.S. I'm in no way shape or form related to that website or intend it for advertisement purposes.
2007-01-28 15:19:05 · 10 answers · asked by Alucard 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You can also become ordained by the Universal Church Triumphant of the Apathetic Agnostic ("We don't know, and we don't care").
http://www.apatheticagnostic.com/
Their Articles of Faith:
1. The existence of a Supreme Being is unknown and unknowable.
To believe in the existence of a god is an act of faith. To believe in the nonexistence of a god is likewise an act of faith. There is no evidence that there is a Supreme Being nor is there evidence there is not a Supreme Being. Faith is not knowledge. We can only state with assurance that we do not know.
2. If there is a Supreme Being, then that being appears to act as if apathetic to events in our universe.
All events in our Universe, including its beginning[1], can be explained with or without the existence of a Supreme Being. Thus, if there is indeed a God, then that god has had no more impact than no god at all. To all appearances, any purported Supreme Being is indifferent to our Universe and to its inhabitants.
3. We are apathetic to the existence or nonexistence of a Supreme Being.
If there is a God, and that God does not appear to care, then there is no reason to concern ourselves with whether or not a Supreme Being exists, nor should we have any interest in satisfying the purported needs of that Supreme Being. However, our apathy to the question of God's existence does not necessarily mean we are apathetic about promoting agnosticism.
2007-01-28 15:29:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
They look like an imitator site of the actual Universal Life Church. That site wasn't even around when I got my ordination six years ago.
2007-01-28 23:24:01 · answer #2 · answered by Lee Harvey Wallbanger 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm already ordained.
http://www.ulc.org had ordination for free and a lot of the sites that offer paid addons to their 'free' ordinations actually use ULC as their registrar of ordinations.
2007-01-28 23:27:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I do but only through Jesus Christ unto the father. That is why I seek his face.
2007-01-28 23:23:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
ULC has been doing this for years...
2007-01-28 23:22:13 · answer #5 · answered by nuthnbettr2do0128 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
No, what the heck for?
2007-01-28 23:27:13 · answer #6 · answered by -♦One-♦-Love♦- 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I already am!
2007-01-29 00:20:33 · answer #7 · answered by answer faerie, V.T., A. M. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Uh, No.
2007-01-28 23:21:43 · answer #8 · answered by Zhukov 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
for help go to http://article.nationalreview.com/?q=ODAyNDViYmIwYzRhNTkxNzA1NGZmYjVmODJiMWJlZjY
2007-01-29 18:53:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I did it the legitimate way, thanks.
2007-01-28 23:24:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋