A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over
the bar which reads:
CHEESEBURGER: $1.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH : $2.50
HANDJOB: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he
walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally
attractive women serving drinks to a meager looking group of men.
"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help
you?"
"I was wondering", whispers the man, "are you the one
who gives the hand-jobs?"
"Yes", she purrs, "I am."
The man replies "Well wash your hands, I want a
cheeseburger.
2007-01-28
14:47:04
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Melisa H
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