a woman is walking on the beach when she finds a bottle. she opens the bottle and a genie comes out he says,"because you have freed me from this bottle i shall grant you three wishes,but everything you receive, your husband will receive 5 times as much". the woman says,"ok. my first wish is for $10million." the genie nodded."i will make it so, but you must remember your husband will get 5 times more" so the genie grants her wish."for my second wish i want 3 new cars" "it shall be but-" "yeahyeahyeah my husband will get 15"she cut him off. so the genie granted her wish. "what is your third wish?"the genie asks. the woman says,"i wish for a slight heart attack." what do you think?
2007-01-28 13:07:52 · 38 answers · asked by BrittanyxAriel 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
no
2007-01-28 13:10:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
11-10
2007-01-28 13:27:40 · answer #2 · answered by petvet_12 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-01-28 13:12:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you dont mind, I like to know what will you ask to genie if he meet you as the same way??????
Your reply is must if you are positive gal
2007-01-28 21:18:56 · answer #4 · answered by Jeet 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So he had 5 slight heart attacks? The money would have bought a transplant. He wins, and he's well rid of her!
2007-01-28 13:40:56 · answer #5 · answered by Mike P 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's cute, but old. There are 2 variations..the third wish she gives is she wishes she was having ONE baby...and of course her husband gets 15 babies.
2007-01-28 13:12:11 · answer #6 · answered by bluebettalady 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was good, try working more on the delivery, a slight heart attack dosent make you think as much....still good, better than alot of material i have seen before...
2007-01-28 13:20:12 · answer #7 · answered by lexycon36 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Um... It's Ok... o_o
Not so "Collapsing on the floor" funny, but just a slight chuckle in your head when you have a good mood, funny.
2007-01-28 13:23:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 9/10!
2007-01-28 13:39:50 · answer #9 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no. the husband'll get 3 slight heart attacks, not one big one that kills him, right?
2007-01-28 13:13:34 · answer #10 · answered by Chef 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was okay... but I heard that joke before with a different punch line at the end and I think it was funnier...
2007-01-28 13:11:07 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋