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I do because:
They are dirty
They will give rabies
They will bite you
They are stupid
They never respect their owner
They poop and pee around the house
They bark for no reasons
They eat garbage
They act retarded
They like your face
Who needs dogs, I rather have a diseased cat than a dog.
So I'm asking you that do you hate dogs?

2007-01-28 12:49:58 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets Dogs

26 answers

Nobody likes you either. Thats why you look like Shrek.

2007-01-29 08:33:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

They are dirty if you do not care for, groom, bathe the dog.
They can give you rabies if they bite you BUT this is not likely as dogs with rabies must be put down immediately. That's also why you need to TAKE THEM TO THE VET FOR REGULAR/YEARLY SHOTS TO PREVENT RABIES!
Yes, dogs that are from aggressive lines (from backyard breeders) can bite but they will ONLY bite if you aggravate them.
They aren't stupid - they need TRAINING, just like a baby - if you train the puppy, he can grow up to be as smart as a human.
They do respect people but they expect respect, love and care from you. If you train him, love him, give him all that he needs, he will love you and respect you just as much as you do him.
If you housebreak the dog while he is a puppy and you take him outside for REGULAR opportunities to go potty, there will be no mess.
They don't bark for no reason. Either there is something wrong, there is an intruder, he wants attention, he isn't happy, he is angry/aggravated, etc.
They eat garbage because they don't know any better. If they smell food, their natural instinct is to eat it. If you threw the garbage out everyday, nobody would have this problem.
I'm sure they would think YOU act RETARDED too.
They lick your face because that is how they show affection, they also (for some reason) like licking up the sweat.

If I were a dog, I'd rather have a FRENCH FRY as an owner than you.
So, no I don't hate dogs.

♥♥♥ I LOVE DOGS ♥♥♥

2007-01-28 13:06:47 · answer #2 · answered by Elena 5 · 7 3

No, I know for one thing a dog won't bite you unless you go to tease it by taking its food away. Not to be an asshole but you act retarded why are you going to pick on an animal that doesn't have any means of defending itself. If you teach them right they won't pee or poop in your house unless people like you are too busy to get off of yahoo and let the dog out. Oh yeah one lesson for beginners in dogs don't adopt a stray and you won't worry about rabies. Good Luck getting over your mood.

2007-01-28 13:01:14 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 7 3

they are not dirty if you clean them
they don't have rabies if u give them shots
they won't bite you if you care for them
they are actually very smart if you give them a chance
they respect u if u respect them
if u train them they won't poop and pee
they bark because they are trying to protect u or themselves
they like human food keep your garbage up
they don't act retarded they like to have fun something u should probably get a class on
they lick you face because they love u
dogs are mans best friend cats don't like to be around u

2007-01-28 12:59:24 · answer #4 · answered by The one 2 · 8 3

my dog is clean
she has nevr had rabies and gets a shot for it every year
she has never bit ANYONE
she is obviously smarter than you
She respects me
She is properly potty trained and does not pee OR poop in the house
She only barks when she is outside or when someone is in my yard
She is not left alone with garbage
She only acts retarded when shes trying to be cute
She only licks my face when I put my face in front of hers and say mommy wants kissy's
I dont hate dogs I hate stupid people that meet one poorly trained, neglected, obviously abused dog and base all dogs on them. You are sick in the head and need help! A properly trained and loved dog DOES NOT ACT the way you mentioned!

2007-01-28 12:57:05 · answer #5 · answered by ChrissyLicious 6 · 10 5

no and you probably:
lay around the house and do nothing
dont do your chores
act retarded
never respect your parents or teachers
tell other people BITE ME! in a stupid voice
talk for no reason when nobody cares
like other people butts
take ice cream out of the firdge and dont put it back
hey what are your grades,STUPID!
who needs you,id rather have a annoying little kid in my house than you
so im asking you please run outside into the street and get ran over...who hates you??
BURN!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-01-28 13:40:44 · answer #6 · answered by Soda Pop 3 · 5 3

Well I like my Dog. She is NOT dirty I I bathe her) She is always Loving. She does not care if I am dressed properly and every hair in place.She warns me when Intruders are outside. It is OUR place to teach our pets NOt to poop and Pea all over the house.

2007-01-28 12:59:21 · answer #7 · answered by donna_honeycutt47 6 · 8 3

I don't like some people - they disrespect their parents, write silly questions on yahoo, they've probably got rabies - they are stupid and bark at their parents. They drink water and should be in bed by now.

2007-01-28 12:54:37 · answer #8 · answered by Agony Aunt 5 · 6 3

Bizotch you are all of the above:) Your probably the one that is Dirty, You probaby act ryou eat gabage, retarted, You'll give people rabies, they wont bit you unless they have a given reason too.. Your are childish and immature.... I hate when people like you get on here and ask he mst dumbest questions!!!!!! It is past your bedtime:) I hope that a Dog bites you and you do get a disease!!!!! Rot N Hell

2007-01-28 12:58:32 · answer #9 · answered by Proud Army Wife 3 · 8 5

UMMMM NO.
People like you don't even CARE about the posatives. Dogs are soooo much better than you could ever be. You are probly jeliouse that they can eat garbage cause you can't afford it. Gee, just CRAZY

2007-01-28 12:57:11 · answer #10 · answered by animal_crazy_sam 3 · 9 4

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