Rule 1: Any man who brings a camera to a stag night party may be legally killed and eaten by his fellow party goers.
Rule 2: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
Rule 3: It is okay for a man to cry under the following circumstances:
A. When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
B. The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.
C. After wrecking your boss' car.
D. One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game" movie.
E. When she is using her teeth.
Rule 4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bale a friend out of jail within 12 hours.
Rule 5. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever -- unless you actually marry her.
2007-01-28 12:35:23 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
interesting.its original.not that funny.
no question here.
so what do you want us to do?
2007-01-28 12:51:41 · answer #1 · answered by Mark K 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like you ripped off "miller lites" man laws. And how do you know that exactly into: One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game" movie. what happens??? Kinda suspicious if ya ask me.
2007-01-28 21:16:43 · answer #2 · answered by vin_man00 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny rules. 10/10!
2007-01-28 22:06:21 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats it.....time to get a direct link, what else to you have?
You get thumbs up and stars all day from me. Oh, and by the way, why don't you have any points?
2007-01-30 09:38:10 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My husband and brothers all agree. I liked it.
2007-01-28 21:10:05 · answer #5 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats so funny
2007-01-28 22:32:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
IT TWAS HILARIOUS
2007-01-28 20:54:13 · answer #7 · answered by Maryln 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋