In the backward country of Uphrates ,an Englishman ,a Scotsman and an Irishman are all found guilty for being drunk and disorderly.the judge sentences them all to thirty lashes across the back.Because you all pleaded guilty ,says the judge ,I will allow you all to wear one thing on your back to make the beatings less severe. First up for flogging is the scotsman. What do you want on your back says the flogger. I;ll have my old overcoat,he says .He puts on the coat and is flogged. He falls in a heap on the floor. Next up is the irishman. what do you want on your back, asks the flogger? Nothing you bastar- I can take it. He receives his flogging and also falls to the floor.Last is the englishman, Now says the flogger ,and what do you want on your back englishman? The englishman answers ...the irishman!
2007-01-28 11:23:51 · 15 answers · asked by peter d 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHAHA I love it. Hilarious.. 10/10
2007-01-28 13:22:49 · answer #1 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-01-28 11:29:05 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like the luck of the Irish ! haha
2007-01-28 16:34:01 · answer #3 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-01-28 11:39:35 · answer #4 · answered by buggyx2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he will probalbly be fined less at court than the caution fine would have been. he will have to pay the costs, but that wont be a great amount. at the court he will also be allowed to pay the fine in installments. ps. next time think, before you wind him up, make love not war, bird! xx
2016-03-29 07:01:17 · answer #5 · answered by Deborah 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1
2007-01-29 00:46:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OH THOSE POOR IRISH 9/10
2007-01-28 23:24:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a pretty good one-- 4 stars
2007-01-28 11:27:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nine of ten possible stars for this one!
--That Cheeky Lad
2007-01-28 17:06:52 · answer #9 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Still laughing,that is sooooo... funny,thanks.
2007-01-28 11:54:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋