Tony Blair dies, and obviously goes to hell; the devil awaiting for him anxiously tell him that because he is such a high profile, he will have the luxury of choosing his penitence; the devil explains..
"OK Tony, there are three rooms for you to choose, feel free to look and decide which penitence you will have to do for all eternity."
Tony open the first door and sees Sadam Hussein breaking a huge rock that never ends; Tony exclaims " oh no, this is not for me".
So he checks the second room and sees Osama Bin Laden swimming in a pool with high walls, so he can never get out of it and have too keep swimming; Tony again decides that it is not what he deserves.
he opens the last room and sees George Bush sitting on a chair with his trousers down and Monika Lewinsky sucking his dic*; Tony very eagerly tells the devil "oh yeah, this is it, I believe that this is the penitence I deserve for all eternity, I choose this room", the devil smiles and says "ok Monika you are free to go"
2007-01-28 10:44:59 · 25 answers · asked by lokito 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It's two minutes past midnight and I'm laughing my bed socks off trying not to wake my mother! Absolutely BRILLIANT!
2007-01-28 11:03:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Humour for us, a real hell for someone else! And the mental image is far too funny...
--That Cheeky Lad
2007-01-29 01:10:47 · answer #2 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-01-28 19:41:06 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent joke - & no more than Blair (or Bush) deserves!
2007-01-28 18:49:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha. Good one
2007-01-29 05:46:59 · answer #5 · answered by partymad 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorry i am a little confused is this hell or just earth?
2007-01-29 07:57:45 · answer #6 · answered by Kemodo 344™ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL! AHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
PULLL IN THE WHIP N THE BEECH ARE LIKE WOW
ITS WAS A SAY-EASY WE ON 3 PILLL
2007-01-29 05:17:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehe i liked this one but i did see the punchline coming
still an excellent joke though... good work!
2007-01-28 19:38:32 · answer #8 · answered by woo hoo 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant just brilliant
2007-01-29 05:43:51 · answer #9 · answered by firestarter 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very good
and I bet his dry cleaning bills will be hell to pay
2007-01-28 20:41:37 · answer #10 · answered by TO Red 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋