I walked along in the woods today and came across a pig,
She told me she was very sad because no one gave a fig!
Her sty was under scrutiny,
Her Mum had lost a trotter
Her Man was very stupid
and everyone says she's a rotter!
I said, oh pig now never mind, your life was once more happy.
You will one day shine again, things will not be so crappy.
You made so many smile with your chirpy talk and
made them cross when you would beatch.
You'll make them smile again one day,
When you're a bacon sandweach!
2007-01-28 10:42:51 · 10 answers · asked by bumbleboi 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very good, 10 outta 10 for you......now she doesn't look so glam
for now we know she is a ham.....
2007-01-28 10:48:09 · answer #1 · answered by chris w. 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny except for the poor pig!
--That Cheeky Lad
2007-01-29 01:12:50 · answer #2 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Oooooooh Bacon sandwich with HP sauce now you've done it 6 minutes past midnight and I'm going to break my diet YOU Cad!
2007-01-28 19:07:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
it rhymes and a gd 1 9/10
2007-01-29 02:49:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
very good i have one too
There once was a bunch of celebs,
who went in to the big brother house,
then the house exploded and everyone died
THE END
2007-01-28 18:48:16 · answer #5 · answered by QPRfan 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Rude
2007-01-28 18:47:01 · answer #6 · answered by Alicat 6 · 2⤊ 3⤋
That gave me a good giggle well done just about sums it all up.
2007-01-28 18:50:46 · answer #7 · answered by Kirks Folley 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That's messed up, the pig's probably gonna commit suicide now.
2007-01-28 18:47:30 · answer #8 · answered by Snake 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Sounds like you're telling porkies ! haha
2007-01-29 00:38:27 · answer #9 · answered by Scotty 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
it's not poetic but it rhymes so i guess 5 for effort
2007-01-28 18:46:56 · answer #10 · answered by antagonist 5 · 1⤊ 3⤋