I've recently inherited a little money. Its between clown school and getting my degree in creation science. Clowns are scarey aren't they, so I figure get my diploma in creation science, and . . . well, I won't be in that white paint with a big red nose, but you get the idea don't you?
2007-01-28 10:13:54 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Jim, your avatar certainly gives me the impression that you are genetically blessed in terms of being able to wear the white paint and red nose. It's time to come out of the closet and be yourself. Stop living in denial. Admit it... you're a clown. It doesn't have to be scarey... it's ok. There are many other clowns who will help you... jeepers... just look at my hair!
It's the clown "radar" I suppose.
2007-01-28 10:21:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bob Evans University, Jimmy Dean University, Hormel University, Smithfield University, Valley something University
2007-01-28 18:21:27 · answer #2 · answered by Insulting Other Participants 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good idea. The creation science degree will teach you to paint with the broadest brush possible, which should cut down the time it takes to put on your clown makeup. Just remember; Unaccredited = good.
2007-01-28 18:19:11 · answer #3 · answered by The Resurrectionist 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I agree with you, creationism is a wonderful thing; but you probably have to go a Baptist school to get a degree in that.
(You can also get saved at the Baptist school; salvation is always nice, cause you won't have to stand in line on Judgment Day, you will go directly to Heaven.)
One word of caution: In the creationism classes, if they catch you laughing they could flunk you. That's cause they're very sensitive about the comedy aspect of their doctrine. Creationism is truly wonderful; they just don't like it to be wonderful AND funny.
Good luck and let us know how it goes.
2007-01-28 18:21:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
If you write a good essay on Creationism, sign their declaration of beliefs and submit your image for them to use in their publicity, Answers in Genesis will give you a $20,000 scholarship to Liberty University.
Course, it's not actually WORTH $20,000...
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I thought you were agnostic JD. Did you see the light?
2007-01-28 18:18:45 · answer #5 · answered by Bad Liberal 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bob Jones University
http://www.bju.edu/academics/cas/undergrad/divns/biology.html
I have cousins that went to this ridiculous place. Then they wonder why the only place that will hire them is a Christian School that pays 50% below the going rate.
2007-01-28 18:19:41 · answer #6 · answered by Alex 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Try Jerry Falwell’s Liberty Baptist College. They specialize in any number of advanced buffoonery degree programs, and if they don’t specifically offer that one, you can probably design your own pre-Copernican / pre-Newtonian / pre-Darwinian degree program that will maximize your stupidity-point-average and give you a real competitive edge in all matters requiring major ignorance.
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Watchman –
If you limit yourself to just one lie or distortion per question they will last a lot longer.
2007-01-28 18:24:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Creation science is redundant. You can simply get your degree in science. Is it possible to get a degree in evolution science?
2007-01-28 18:17:15 · answer #8 · answered by The GMC 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You'll have more credibility if you go to Clown College.
2007-01-28 18:18:28 · answer #9 · answered by Atlas 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
i have absolutely no idea jimmy d lol do you mind if i call you that from now on jimmy d i like the way that sounds
2007-01-28 18:20:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋