how exactly do you confuse an irishman?

Answer 1

Maybe spell Irishman without the capital 'I' like you have.

We're a very literate people! :-)

Answer 2

I hear that in England, you don't go waterskiing as you cannot find a lake with a slope.

How do you get a one armed Englishman out of a tree?
Wave to him.

How do you get 21 Englishmen in a phone box?
Make one a foreman and the other twenty will crawl up his @rse.

Why are Irish jokes so silly?
So the English can understand them.

Pat and Mike were lifelong friends and unfortunately Pat passed away unexpectedly. Mike was so devastated by the passing of his friend that he too died. Due to the fact that they were so close, their widows decided to bury them in a single ceremony. When their widows were making arrangements for their burials, Pat's wife instructed the funeral director to dress Pat in his
brown suit and Mike's wife instructed him to dress Mike in his blue suit. Just minutes prior to beginning of the wake the wives wanted to make sure the director had followed their orders, and much to their dismay, they discovered that Pat was in a blue suit and Mike was in a brown suit. They expressed their displeasure to the director and demanded the situation be corrected
immediately. The director told them that he would take care of it but needed five minutes. In less than the prescribed time, the director called the widows back into the room and showed them Pat in his brown suit and Mike in his blue suit. The widows were surprised at the fact that the director could manage this feat in such a short period of time and were thanking him for his
help. The director said "It really wasn't much of a problem, I just switched their heads"

The Cork born Father O'Connor's reputation for castigating the Brits from
the pulpit was legendary. However, the congregation in his new parish of
Boston, Mass., tired of him lambasting the Brits for the horrors they
inflicted upon the Irish for generations. Ultimately, the Archbishop opted
to send the good father to a small hamlet in the far reaches of Tennessee
where, His Grace said, "The folks know nothing of England and care less. So
Knock off the Brit bashing and you'll better serve Holy Mother Church."

Several weeks later, when Father O'Connor stood into the pulpit to deliver
his first sermon to his new congregation, the local Bishop, who knew of
O'Connor's reputation, was in attendance to check up-on him.

"My dear brethren," Father O'Connor began, "this morning I'd like to talk
about The Last Supper."

Not bad, though the Bishop. Safe enough ground.

"Now, the lesson to be learned from The Last Supper, where Christ knew He'd
been betrayed, is that the sin of betrayal is the worst sin of all. A sin
never forgiven by God or man," thundered Father O'Connor.

Fair enough, thought the Bishop.

"Christ looked around at His apostles. 'Was it you Peter, who betrayed me?'
He asked."

"Not I My Lord," answered Peter.

"Was it you John?"

"Not I My Lord."

"Christ asked each of them in turn and finally came to Judas, who was
sitting at the end of the table, his head bowed. Was it you, Judas, who
betrayed me? asked Christ, and Judas responded,

"Wot? Me? Not on yer bloody life, Mi'lud."

The Bishop fainted

Answer 3

How exactly does an Englishman confuse an Irishman?
Act like he knows what he's doing? Dunno...you'll have to tell me.
How does a Englishman confuse a Pakistani...or is a jape like that not on?

Answer 4

You show him an English man doing a days work .That an Irish man has not already done .

Answer 5

Put him in a round room and tell him to stand in the corner.

Answer 6

Tell him he has to use a wheelbarrow but don't give him the ignition keys.
--That Cheeky Lad

Answer 7

Hand him a non-alcoholic beer.That works on me!

Answer 8

Tell him to spell level backwards

Answer 9

put him inside the a dome and tell him to dig in the corner

Answer 10

Put three shovels against a tree and tell him to take his pick