A woman slips, naked in the shower, does the splits and is suctioned to the floor by her fanny. Her husband and his friend run to her aid. 'what shall we do' says her husband. 'Get me the hammer and we will break the tiles to free her', the friend says. 'Hold on! I'll nibble her ear and play with her t.its', the husband says. His friend asks why.The husband replies,' If I can get her wet we can slide her into the kitchen. The tiles in there are cheaper'
2007-01-28 09:34:51 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
more gross than funny
2007-01-28 09:37:58 · answer #1 · answered by walter_b_marvin 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋
That's not funny. The exact same thing happened to my girlfriend and I had to break $50 worth of tiles.
2007-01-28 09:39:01 · answer #2 · answered by Jimmy 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha!
2007-01-28 09:37:51 · answer #3 · answered by bittersweet 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol but who's gonna clear up the slug trail?
2007-01-28 09:40:58 · answer #4 · answered by Great Eskape 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Did they have a tile loose ? haha
2007-01-28 16:57:42 · answer #5 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
MY GOD that's so disgusting. don't get me wrong, I think that was a good joke, but please don't post this stuff where some of the users are under 18 and others don't approve of this type of thing.
2007-01-28 10:21:57 · answer #6 · answered by whatevbookwrm687 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahahaha oh priceless keep up the good stuff n keep em comin
2007-01-31 22:53:09 · answer #7 · answered by shane o d 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol
2007-02-01 00:28:16 · answer #8 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good.
2007-01-29 07:23:22 · answer #9 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So boring, and been on here many times, yawn.
2007-01-28 09:38:14 · answer #10 · answered by mrs mac 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
disgusting, but I giggled none the less.
2007-01-28 10:18:03 · answer #11 · answered by cieradurden 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋