3 naked men in a sauna, irish, american, japanez, there is a loud beeping sound, the japanez man says it is my pager, i have an inplant in my arm under my skin, japanez technology. A while later a mobil phone rings, the american lifts his hand to his ear and says i have an implant in the palm of my hand, american know how. After a short time the irish gets up and walks out of the sauna, he returns a short time later with a stream of toilet paper hanging out of his bum, i`m just getting a fax he says, irish savey.
2007-01-28 08:59:48 · 20 answers · asked by olly 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahaha nice one 10/10
2007-01-28 09:08:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what's AN IRISHMAN An Irishman is a guy who? will possibly no longer have faith there's a God, yet is darn effective of the infallibility of the Pope... won't eat meat on Friday, yet will drink Jameson for breakfast..... Has great admire for the reality, he makes use of in emergencies... Sees issues no longer as they are however the way they in no way would be..... Cries at unhappy video clips, yet cheers in conflict.... Hates the English, yet reserves his cruelty for countryman.... gets extra Irish the better he gets from eire..... Believes in civil rights, yet no longer in his community... Believes to forgive is divine, for this reason would not exercising it himself.... Loves faith for its very own sake, yet additionally with the aid of fact it makes it so inconvenient for his pals.... Scorns money, yet worships people who've it... Considers any Irishman who achieves fulfillment to be a traitor...
2016-11-01 12:56:20 · answer #2 · answered by bason 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Had me wondering for second, about the Irish dude too funny
2007-01-28 09:07:49 · answer #3 · answered by kitti-kitti 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a corker pmsl 10/10
2007-01-28 09:06:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's a cracker.
now as an irish man do i take offence and call this racism?
why bother.
now if it was a muslim instead of a irish man there would be a flood of racist claims, petty isn't it.
2007-01-28 09:08:11 · answer #5 · answered by matured 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
10/10 got anymore
2007-01-28 09:09:01 · answer #6 · answered by TINYTI 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
um funny?
you misspelled several words, you know
1. Japanese
2. mobile
3. saavy
The Grammar Police
2007-01-28 09:05:06 · answer #7 · answered by BrittanyxAriel 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
WHO TO LOO LOO 8/10
2007-01-28 23:42:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaahhaa, very good!
10/10 :-)
2007-01-28 09:05:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha good one...love our Irish jokes :)
2007-01-28 09:04:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋