2007-01-28 08:52:08 · 43 answers · asked by kaseysz 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
depends on what you have...if you have a penis then look for someone with a vagina. if you have a vagina then look for someone with a penis. thats it, easy.
2007-01-28 08:55:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
um... how old are u hunn? and if u really have 2 ask. UR WAAAAAAAAAAAY 2 young. but hers how it goes:
man/ woman meets oppisite gender, they fall in luv. they make out wit each other, and the sperm cells meet with the female cells, which cause a bonding and then BAM! u have a baby. and then 9 months of hormonal women`s attitude, and yadayadayada.
♥ I ♥ John Cena! ♥
2007-01-28 08:57:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When a man loves a woman, he says "baby lets get it on" You turn on some Barry White, and lie in bed naked. Watch some porn to know what to do after.
2007-01-28 08:55:52 · answer #3 · answered by Mimi149 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
you wish upon a star and then the penguin will leave you a baby in front of your door step and you and your husband will be pleasantly surprised...ooh sorry the stork birdie...
Basically, you need to get in touch with the stork agency...they can be so birdie at times...but you have to deal with all those features so I hope you are not allergic:))))
MY advice, call the Cabbage Pack gang they are always ready for adoption...:)))
2007-01-28 08:59:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
One PAYDAY MR. PEANUT wanted a BIT O' HONEY, so he took MARY JANE behind the POWERHOUSE on the corner of CLARK and FIFTH AVENUE. He began to feel her MOUNDS. That was just pure ALMOND JOY. It made her TOOTSIE ROLL. He let out a SNICKER as his BUTTERFINGER went up her JUICYFRUIT and caused a MILKY WAY. She screamed OH HENRY as she squeezed his PETER PAUL and ZAGNUTS. MARY JANE said: "You are even better than the THREE MUSKETEERS."
Soon she was a bit CHUNKY and nine months later had a BABY RUTH.
MJ
2007-01-28 08:58:32 · answer #5 · answered by Mr. Jeff - It is what it is ☺ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get married. Making a baby outside of marriage is fornication. That's bad.
2007-01-28 08:55:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
get married. then you fill out the form the stork gives you on ur wedding day and he'll drop off a kit. Follow the instructions on the box.
2007-01-28 08:55:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
i have no clue what you want us to answer if you want to know how your having a baby quote, unqoute.... you shouldn't have sex without birth control or condoms pther thatn that your pregnant smart one.......how do you not know that penis+vagina=baby
2007-01-28 08:58:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you don't know how .Your not ready for a baby.
2007-01-28 08:56:02 · answer #9 · answered by rhonda h 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Have you ever been pumpkin or strawberry picking? It's kinda like that except it's in a cabbage patch...
2007-01-28 09:14:04 · answer #10 · answered by someone 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You don't...if you have to ask this question then you are not any where near ready to have a child and take care of it...sorry but that the reality of it...
2007-01-28 08:57:11 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋