A cowboy rode into town and stopped at the saloon for a drink.
Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on newcomers. When he left the bar some time later, he realised that his horse had been stolen.
The cowboy rushed back into the bar, handily flipped his gun into the air, caught it above his head without even looking, and then fired a shot into the ceiling. "Who stole my horse!" he yelled with surprising forcefulness.
No one answered.
"I'm gonna have another beer and if my horse ain't back outside by the time I'm finished, I'm gonna do what I did back in Texas. And let me tell you, I don't wanna have to do what I did back in Texas!"
Some of the locals shifted restlessly.
The cowboy had another beer, then walked outside to find his horse was back. So, he saddled up and prepared to ride out of town.
The bartender wandered out of the bar and said, "Say partner, what happened in Texas anyway?"
The cowboy turned back and said, "I had to walk home!"
2007-01-28 08:47:43 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats a good one good laugh before bed 10/10
2007-01-28 09:11:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good! Not the expected response from the cowboy
--That Cheeky Lad
2007-01-28 17:36:01 · answer #2 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
another gd 1 lol 10/10
2007-01-28 08:53:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
totally LOL-worthy!
2007-01-28 08:59:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG that was soo supriseing lol. awesome
2007-01-28 08:57:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Real funny that made me lol
2007-01-28 08:53:17 · answer #6 · answered by TINYTI 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL
9/10
Keep smiln'.
2007-01-28 09:19:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol very good
2007-01-28 08:51:37 · answer #8 · answered by Bea 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol I like that one
2007-01-28 08:52:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
This is so bad I like it.........must get out more
2007-01-28 08:54:51 · answer #10 · answered by The Little White Bull 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋