the 1st wife tries to make her husband think hes dead so when he got home from work she goes up to him an say you dont look to well and tells him it looks like he has cancer so the next day she is crying and he ask what wrong she doesnt anwsir she starts to yell he's dead he's dead she does it so much he actually thinks hes dead the 2nd wife tries to make her husband think hes wearing clothes so when he comes home he ask her what she is doing with the sewing machine & she says i am makeing you a suit for my friends husband funeral he says okay so the day of the funeral and she says she is done & to come and look he gives her a wierd look but stop when she says this yarn was cost so much money he thinks i dont want to make her sad so she tells him to put hes under wear on and she also tells him to put on the'suit'the two wifes start to fight on who won the two husbands overhear & the "dead" husband over hears and says pay her i could never wear that
rate on a 1-10
2007-01-28 08:44:36 · 7 answers · asked by Kaci 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
6
2007-01-28 08:48:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
6 1/2 llol
2007-01-28 09:00:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absolute reality. i'm Mrs. Mariana Bouaiz. My in user-friendly words words are that you deliver me $5,000 so as that i'll bypass to Europe and get the money from my Banco out. i am going to deliver it correct decrease back to you once my children and that i settle in Paris. The moolah is very puzzling to get to, each and every of ways up there in Switzerland, so in case you may fund the vacation i am going to take the practice there and deliver you images of the Alps. this can in user-friendly words cost yet another $2,500. once there i am going to bypass in my Banco and retrieve my 5.2 million US dolares and deliver you 10% of it - $520,000 dolares! and also you in user-friendly words had to spend a trifling $7,500! fortunate chica! added words: Others expenses will be further. Void the position prohibited. do no longer blend with dye. might want to reason pores and skin rash. do no longer examine the advantageous print less than. thanks!
2016-12-03 04:05:54 · answer #3 · answered by lesniewski 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
100!
2007-01-28 09:01:09 · answer #4 · answered by jmdjslkrb 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Was this another blonde joke?
Was the "dead" husband a blonde?
Cute.....
2007-01-28 08:55:17 · answer #5 · answered by Johnny B Goode 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good, 7 1/2 out of ten, but you need to use more punctuation. Please.
2007-01-28 09:06:52 · answer #6 · answered by Cupcakes and Duct Tape 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didn't get it, you worded it in a confusing way.
2007-01-28 09:51:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋