An elderly man is on his deathbed,
Although he can feel the end is near, his
senses are suddenly aroused by a wondeful aroma.
He realises his loving wife of 60 years is baking his favourite cakes.
He finds the strength to drag his tired body to the kitchen, and as his frail, withered hand reaches up to the table he suddenly feels the wack of a wooden spoon
as his wife shouts F*** off they're for the funeral.
2007-01-28 08:31:19 · 18 answers · asked by Tatty Ted 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OH!! Thats some crazy ****!! lol Nice joke kiddo.
2007-01-28 08:36:30 · answer #1 · answered by Dr.DRE 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Sorry not funny any way you read it.Kinda sick.You don't even get a E for effort, Try another joke, hope the next one i can give you a thumbs up.
2007-01-28 16:43:41 · answer #2 · answered by carpathian3030 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Wow! This is crazy, she was wrong for that. The story stats off all nice, and ends deadly.
2007-01-28 16:38:27 · answer #3 · answered by kool-aid 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A practical woman she was!
--That Cheeky Lad
2007-01-29 01:38:26 · answer #4 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lol 10/10
2007-01-28 16:38:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think thats really funny good one ha ha
2007-01-28 16:47:47 · answer #6 · answered by pat e 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I actually giggled a little and i NEVER do that when i read jokes.
2007-01-28 17:17:26 · answer #7 · answered by Cupcakes and Duct Tape 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i just recieved this in a text message, made me laugh.
2007-01-28 16:37:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
ive heard that 1 before but its one of my faves...luv it !!
2007-01-28 17:12:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
thats a good one!
2007-01-28 17:53:17 · answer #10 · answered by amazin 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋