There is a blonde and she is trying to put a puzzle together. Well, the puzzle is so hard so she calls her boyfriend. "Urg! This puzzle of a tiger is so hard! Will you come over and help me?" So the boyfriend agrees and when he gets there she is at the coffee table still trying to put the puzzle together. He looks at her then the puzzle and shakes his head and walks into the kitchen and makes some tea. Then comes back into the living room. "Here, drink this and relax," he says. "And as soon as you're relaxed we'll put the cornflakes back in the box."
2007-01-28 08:28:03 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sorry, delivery is kinda bad.
2007-01-28 08:28:45 · update #1
Well the bf wasn't a blond.
2007-01-28 08:36:08 · answer #1 · answered by Extra Blue Note 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! :D
heres one for u
there are 3 blondes in a boat
they crash into some rocks
They see the shore of an island and count 20 feet to the shore.
One blonde says, I think i can make it. She swims 15 feet and says, I cant go on, then drowns
The other blondes wonder if she made it. One of them says, I will go check. She swims 17 feet then says, I cant make it, and drowns.
The last blonde wonders the same thing and goes out. She swims 19 feet, say, i cant make it, then swims back to the boat.
not the best, but still enough to get a few laughs out of in a boring math class
by the way, its frosted flakes
2007-01-28 08:38:31 · answer #2 · answered by Monkey_girl 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is funny lol thanx for making me laugh:)
2007-01-28 08:36:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. lol
2007-02-01 22:46:50 · answer #4 · answered by Richbitch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well she she dont have it all but it aint her fault
2007-01-28 08:34:55 · answer #5 · answered by kool-aid 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well done,its good
2007-02-01 12:17:56 · answer #6 · answered by getmeout2001 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-01-28 08:32:29 · answer #7 · answered by icicle07 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋