Two good ol' boys, Bubba and Junior get promoted from Privates to Sergeants.
Not long after, they're out for a walk and Bubba says, "Hey, Junior - there's the NCO Club. Let's you and me stop in and have us a drank."
"But we's privates," protests Junior.
"NO, we's sergeants now," says Bubba, pulling him inside
"Now, Junior, I'm gonna sit down and have me a drank."
"But, we's privates," says Junior.
"You blind, boy!" says Bubba, pointing at his stripes. "We's Sergeants now!"
So they order their drinks and pretty soon a hooker comes up to Bubba.
"You're cute," she says, "and I'd like to take you someplace and make you feel good -- but I've got a bad case of gonorrhea."
Bubba pulls his friend to the side and whispers, "Junior, go look in the dictionary and see what that gonorrhea means. If it's good, give me the okay sign."
Junior goes to look it up, comes back, and gives Bubba the big okay sign.
Three weeks later Bubba is laid up in the infirmary with a terrible case of gonorrhea.
"Junior," he says, "What you give me the okay for?!"
"Well Bubba, in the dictionary, it says gonorrhea only affects the privates."
Then he pointed to his stripes and says, "But we's Sergeants now!
2007-01-28 08:26:20 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Seriously funny. Thanks.
2007-01-28 08:30:24 · answer #1 · answered by Cowboy 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Incredibly funny!
--That Cheeky Lad
2007-01-28 17:39:48 · answer #2 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha yeah thats disgusting about the hooker and u could have left that out but the last part is funny lol
2007-01-28 08:30:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was funny a very good joke thanx for the laugh :)
2007-01-28 08:32:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
that one takes a bit of beating i will have to go chang my boxers 10/10
2007-01-28 09:05:56 · answer #5 · answered by speedy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHA thats really good... by the way do you know somebody is impersonating you on here?
2007-01-28 08:34:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG That is hysterical. My friend is over laughing so hard she's about to pee herself!
2007-01-28 08:31:09 · answer #7 · answered by ☆ Sarah ☆ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Long winded, but I like it.
2007-01-28 08:32:16 · answer #8 · answered by Phil H 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant lol.
2007-01-28 08:30:49 · answer #9 · answered by richard_beckham2001 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol haha hehe oh *sigh* *chuckle* hahahaha lol ROFL!!!!!!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahaha, i cant stop hahahahahahaha, i'm 'bout to pee myself, ahhhhhhahahaha lol ROFL!!!!!!!!! ahhhhahahahah lol *snort* oppps *breaths deeply* .................* bursts out laughing* hahaha hehe lol ahhhhhhhhhhhahahahaha lol ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahaha hahahaha hahaha haha ha, ok i'm good now, lol, ok really now.
2007-01-28 08:36:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg tht was funny
all your jokes are hevy good btw
2007-01-28 08:32:47 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋