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ok here it is

two blondes r walkin through the forest, one stops the other and says look deer tracks. The other one says no their bear tracks. So they stay their all day arguing over which one is right.
The next morning the newspaper headlines say " TWO BLONDES KILLED BY TRAIN"

2007-01-28 08:10:00 · 15 answers · asked by metallica_lover_345 1 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

15 answers

thanks for the laugh

2007-01-28 08:14:15 · answer #1 · answered by CLARABELLE 7 · 0 0

Thats funny. LOL!
I got one for u

A blonde is in desperate need of cash. So she goes to the park and takes a kid. She writes a note that says, "If you dont leave 500 dollars by the big tree in the park, you will never see your child again." she tapes the note to the kids shirt and sends them home.
The next day, she goes to the tree and there is a sack with the money and a note that says, "How could you do this to a fellow blonde."

2007-01-28 16:29:38 · answer #2 · answered by Monkey_girl 1 · 0 0

hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha

I have a blonde joke to..

A blonde was working in an M&M factory. Her boss fiered her the next day and she pleaded "Why did you fire me??" He goes "you through out 3,000 M&M for no reason!" she goes "Well thoes 3,000 had Ws on them!"

Its not the best but it still is a joke .....I guess

2007-01-28 16:21:51 · answer #3 · answered by .::emma::. 3 · 1 2

thats a good one, I never heard it before, great laugh

2007-01-28 16:16:30 · answer #4 · answered by Jessica Lynn! 3 · 0 0

got a chuckle but you should say to brunets.

2007-01-28 16:27:46 · answer #5 · answered by Mim 7 · 0 0

heard this one before, but it never gets old.

2007-01-28 16:20:32 · answer #6 · answered by :D 5 · 0 0

That is pretty funny.

2007-01-28 16:14:30 · answer #7 · answered by thenextchamp919 2 · 0 0

cute...it took me a second, but i got it

2007-01-28 16:36:03 · answer #8 · answered by dazednconfused 1 · 0 0

it is funny, but not 'crack up' funny

2007-01-28 16:40:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

lol

2007-01-28 16:27:06 · answer #10 · answered by mskirbyrobot 3 · 0 0

lol

2007-01-28 16:23:35 · answer #11 · answered by icicle07 2 · 0 0

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