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Their was a blonde , brunette and a redhead , and they all went to try and get a job with the council painting the white lines on the road .

The interviewer decided they were all good for the job and to decide who would get the job he put them all on a 3 day trial , whoever painted the most lines got the job. After the 1st day , the blonde came back and had painted 100 miles Brilliant the interviewer said , the brunette and the blonde both said they had done just 40 miles each .

The next day the blonde comes back and says she has done 50 miles Not as good as yesterday , but still very good , carry on like this and you may get the job The brunnete and redhead again have only done 40 miles . The third day the blonde comes back and says she has done 25 miles What happened? , you started so well said the interviewer , well the paint pot kept getting further and further away !!

2007-01-28 07:30:53 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

15 answers

she should be a Marathon runner haha great again missis 10/10

2007-01-28 07:45:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

intense high quality one!!! celeb for you! right here is one among my favorites: a brunette became junping up and down on railroad tracks chanting ' 22, 22, 22 ' repeatedly. a blonde is strolling by utilising and then watches the brunette leaping and chanting. she doesnt comprehend why she is doing this, yet she joins her with the aid of fact it seems relaxing. they the two leap on the tracks for a on an identical time as, until they pay attention a custom coming. the brunette gets exited and starts off leaping greater and screaming louder, so the blonde does an identical. the practice's tooting because it comes closer, and top in the past it squishes them the two, the brunette leaps out of the thank you to protection. to place it short, the blonde, nicely, didnt. after the practice passes, the brunette takes up her spot lower back on the tracks, maintains leaping, yet this time, she chants, '23, 23, 23 '!!!!!!

2016-11-01 12:46:51 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

125 miles still beats 80 miles right?

I am rooting for the blonde to be enlightened anytime now.

2007-01-28 07:41:59 · answer #3 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 0 0

Excellent.

2007-01-28 08:17:58 · answer #4 · answered by Cowboy 4 · 1 0

Ouch. Funny but Ouch!
--That Cheeky Lad

2007-01-28 17:53:23 · answer #5 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0 0

another gd 1 lol 10/10

2007-01-28 07:37:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

LOL
God knows what would have happened if the blonde had been Irish.
9/10
Keep smilin'.

2007-01-28 07:50:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

LOVED IT!
I need to share it with my blonde friends lol.

2007-01-28 14:54:25 · answer #8 · answered by Kat 2 · 0 0

Sorry,, not good.
by the way bad & stupid.

MALISIMO I'm supposed to laugh after that!!! mal chiste compadre muy malo , malo, malo, etc....

2007-01-28 07:56:45 · answer #9 · answered by PARCERITO 3 · 0 0

Ha Ha.. funny

2007-01-28 07:38:20 · answer #10 · answered by babu 2 · 0 0

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