I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was told by my sister to empty the contents of each and every bottle down the sink, or else... I said I would and proceeded with the unpleasant task. I withdrew the cork from the first bottle and poured the contents down the sink with the exception of one glass, which I drank. I then withdrew the cork from the second bottle and did likewise with it, with the exception of one glass, which I drank. I then withdrew the cork from the third bottle and poured the whiskey down the sink which I drank. I pulled the cork from the fourth bottle down the sink and poured the bottle down the glass, which I drank. I pulled the bottle from the cork of the next and drank one sink out of it, and threw the rest down the glass. I pulled the sink out of the next glass and poured the cork down the bottle. Then I corked the sink with the glass, bottled the drink and drank the pour. When I had everything emptied, I steadied the house with one hand counted the glasses, corks, bottles, and sinks with the other, which were twenty-nine, and as the houses came by I counted them again, and finally I had all the houses in one bottle, which I drank. I'm not under tha affluence of incohol as some tinkle peep I am. I'm not half as thunk as you might drink. I fool so feelish I don't know who is me, and the drunker I stand here, the longer I get.
2007-01-28 07:25:18 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good 1 pmsl 10/10
2007-01-28 07:31:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, Oscar Wilde understood you well
You have made an important discovery...that alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, produces all the effects of intoxication.
or you just might be one of those weird breed, a poet.
Personality must be accepted for what it is. You mustn't mind that a poet is a drunk, rather that drunks are not always poets.
2007-01-28 15:37:01 · answer #2 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
U're really good at this! Haha, I swore I thought I was drunk too while reading this halfway!
2007-01-28 16:02:46 · answer #3 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just brill sounds like he could need a hand 10/10
2007-01-28 15:32:01 · answer #4 · answered by speedy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually I like it. Very good, thanks.
--That Cheeky Lad
2007-01-29 01:56:00 · answer #5 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
9/10
Well typed. Not too many mistakes for a drunk.
Keep smilin'.
2007-01-28 15:53:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love happy endings!
2007-01-28 16:08:16 · answer #7 · answered by Ana M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow! what a memory! Ha ha
2007-01-28 15:28:55 · answer #8 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ur definatly shot to bits
2007-01-28 15:32:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sorry I don't have time to read all of that.
but keep on.
2007-01-28 16:02:15 · answer #10 · answered by PARCERITO 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋