I have two smart blond jokes! Which is funnier?

Question

blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.


THE REST IS COMING

The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled... While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is... why would you bother to borrow $5,000?" The blonde replies, "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"

the second is


A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angeles to New York. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vise versa."

Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep.

The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00."

This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"

The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer.

"Okay, " says the lawyer, "your turn".

She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?"

The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mail to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.00.

The blonde says, "Thank you," and turns back to get some more sleep.

The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?"

Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.

Answer 1

I liked the second one better-so funny! but the first was hilarious too
Since I'm a blonde it makes it even funnier!! LOL

Answer 2

Have heard both, makes a change from the dumb blonde jokes....8/10

Answer 3

They are a good twist on blondes being dumb :)
My favoirte dumb blonde joke is the one about the football game and the quarter.

Answer 4

I like the first one. Not bad for a blonde ;-)

Answer 5

I like the first one better.

Answer 6

All the oxymorons, blondes outdid bankers/lawyers, are as funny as George Bush's sense of humor.

Answer 7

2 nd one

Answer 8

I HEARD THE FIRST ONE BUT IT WAS A CHINESE GUY OR SUMTHIN GOING TO JAPAN OR SUMTHING BUT THE SECOND ONE WAS VERY FUNNY!!! 10/10

Answer 9

I love that second one! That's great!

Answer 10

i love the second joke id rather loose 10.00 then 500.00