How to solve a winking problem- joke?

Question

A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales representative for a large firm. The interviewer looks over his papers and says, "This is phenomenal. You've graduated from the best schools; your recommendations are wonderful, and your experience is unparalleled.

"Normally, we'd hire you without a second thought. However, a sales representative has a highly visible position, and we're afraid that your constant winking will scare off potential customers. I'm sorry....we can't hire you."

"But wait," he said. "If I take two aspirin, I'll stop winking!"

"Really? Great! Show me!"

So the applicant reaches into his jacket pocket and begins pulling out all sorts of condoms: red condoms, blue condoms, ribbed condoms, flavoured condoms; finally, at the bottom, he finds a packet of aspirin. He tears it open, swallows the pills, and stops winking.

"Well," said the interviewer, "that's all well and good, but this is a respectable company, and we will not have our employees womanizing all over, the country!"

"Womanizing? What do you mean? I'm a happily married man!"

"Well then, how do you explain all these condoms?"

"Oh, that," he sighed. "Have you ever walked into a pharmacy, winking, and asked for aspirin?"

Answer 1

Hehehe, YOU put a SMILE on a very gloomy face today!

THANK YOU!


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Answer 2

L O L 10/10

Answer 3

One would solve the winking problem by walking into a biker's bar during the Hells Angel's convention in Hollister.

Answer 4

Good One

Answer 5

Good one. Thanks
--That Cheeky Lad

Answer 6

funny 10/10

Answer 7

Best one today

Answer 8

Very funny, really enjoyed this one!

Answer 9

Im impressed! I will have to remember that one! :)

Answer 10

rofl