A guy walked into a bar and sat down next to an extremely gorgeous woman. The first thing he noticed about her though, was her pants. They were skin-tight, high-waisted and had no obvious mechanism (zipper, buttons or velcro) for opening them. After several minutes of puzzling over how she got the pants up over her hips, he finally worked up the nerve to ask her.
"Excuse me miss, but how do you get into your pants?" he asks.
"Well," she replied, "You can start by buying me a drink."
2007-01-28 06:45:10 · 20 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very ..very..very good !
2007-01-28 07:32:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
10
2007-01-28 09:17:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny-lol
2007-01-28 06:49:39 · answer #3 · answered by dcbossygirl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Are you talking about the time Calmity Jane shot Festus, one drink was not enough to get into her pants.
2007-01-28 06:57:05 · answer #4 · answered by Emily L 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love to see a woman with pants that fit them 10/10 cowboy
2007-01-28 06:57:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quite Good
2007-01-28 07:27:59 · answer #6 · answered by Earwigo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man sat at the same bar turns to his mate and says " when I get home I'm gonna rip my wifes knickers off!! Their bloody killing me"
2007-01-28 06:52:34 · answer #7 · answered by biffo 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lol 10/10
2007-01-28 06:48:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny 10+ 10/10!!
2007-01-28 06:52:07 · answer #9 · answered by spongebobzgurll 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good. Do you live in East Clintwood by any chance?
2007-01-28 06:53:56 · answer #10 · answered by Mr. Fox 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one cowboy.
9/10
Keep smilin'.
2007-01-28 07:44:17 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋