If I go into a catholic church, the priest there will say that this religion is 100% true, where as if I walk into a Jewish temple the rabbi there will say his religion is 100% true.
I think I have come up with the perfect solution to stop all the needless arguing and bickering on this sight, and to stop people from every religion tiring to convert people to their religion with no actual proof that proves any religion is right or wrong.
Behold my idea, we organize a massive fight to the death inside a caged arena, since people are willing to die to prove their religion is true, we should let them and see who is strongest. The last person standing's religion will be declared the "correct" religion.
This will be a televised event will all proceeds going directly to me, since I thought of it.
Is it time to find the one true religion?
I need some help setting up this event, and some ideas of the weapons that should be chosen as well as getting the waivers printed.
2007-01-28 06:39:14 · 5 answers · asked by D 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
If your interested in becoming a martyer, then its time to help out.
2007-01-28 06:39:57 · update #1
This will be on PPV, I wont give fox the licence to cover it until I make at least 1 billion dollars.
2007-01-28 06:55:14 · update #2
I think the weapons should totally be the books from each religion! The Jews will toss the Torah at people to stun them, the Muslims will bash heads in with the Kuran, Catholics with the Bible, etc!
-OR- they could use whatever weapons are described in stories of holy wars for each scripture.
But I think the best idea of all would be for each one to build a giant Gundam-style, manned-from-the-inside giant robot! I'm not Catholic but the Pope's robot would be awesome to look at, what with the big funny hat and all. It could be taken off and used as a braodsword!
2007-01-28 06:48:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I know you're being factious, but there is one religion that believes all religions are correct. Check out Universal Sufism. It not really a religion, though. I guess it's more of a philosophy. If there's a grain of seriousness about your question, check out the Universal Sufis.
2007-01-28 06:47:01 · answer #2 · answered by David M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Will it be on PPV or will Fox cover it?
I want to see that neocon lady with the adams apple fight it out with another transvestite.
2007-01-28 06:53:59 · answer #3 · answered by Phoenix Fire Mystery 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good idea! I'd talk to Vince Macmahon. Although, he'd probably want to split the profits with you.
2007-01-28 06:43:37 · answer #4 · answered by Lunarsight 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are many "religions"......take your pick....there is no "right" one...sorry....they all have their own "picks"....get my drift??
2007-01-28 06:46:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋