My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put
everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle
and told us that "Captain Marvel has asked me to announce that he'll be
landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just
put your trays up, that would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather
Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.
"Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked
you to raise your tray-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the
ground."
She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a
Princess and I take orders from no one."
To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,
"Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you.
Tray-up, *****."
2007-01-28
06:19:58
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last word was bi - atch
2007-01-28
06:20:27 ·
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