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My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put

everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks



As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle

and told us that "Captain Marvel has asked me to announce that he'll be

landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just

put your trays up, that would be super."



On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather

Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.

"Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked

you to raise your tray-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the

ground."



She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a

Princess and I take orders from no one."



To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,





"Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you.

Tray-up, *****."

2007-01-28 06:19:58 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

last word was bi - atch

2007-01-28 06:20:27 · update #1

5 answers

hahahaha

2007-01-28 06:28:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Lol!! That was the funniest I'm reading tonight 11/10!
Nothing against gays though, they ALWAYS bring in the laughter with them, I know because I have a couple of gay friends.

2007-01-28 14:49:07 · answer #2 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0 0

lol too funny

2007-01-28 14:45:50 · answer #3 · answered by Greg S 3 · 0 0

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2007-01-28 16:03:08 · answer #4 · answered by Amazingly Amazing. 2 · 0 0

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

2007-01-28 14:41:35 · answer #5 · answered by Toddy 1 · 0 0

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