There was a young girl of Tonga
Used to diddle herself with a conga.
When asked how it feels
To be pleasured by eels,
She said, "just like a man, only longer."
2007-01-28 06:09:24 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha that's great,keep 'em,er,coming! lol
2007-01-28 06:13:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
THERE Was An Old Man From Cosham?
Who took out his goolies to wash em'
His wife said Jack, if you don't put em back,
I'll stamp on the b#st#rds and squash em!
2007-01-28 14:15:54 · answer #2 · answered by jabelite 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There was a young girl on Yahoo
Who answered a question by you
She now wants to see
If fish from the sea
Could make her yell WOOOHOOOO!!
2007-01-28 14:18:56 · answer #3 · answered by SonicSon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There once was a man from Nantucket,
His d*ck was so long he could suck it,
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin
If my ear were a tw*t,
I would f*ck it!!
2007-01-28 15:28:18 · answer #4 · answered by hxs 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg pmsl 10/10
2007-01-28 14:16:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2007-01-28 14:15:58 · answer #6 · answered by R Stoofaloh 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lolz thats wrong
2007-01-28 14:14:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
made me giggle!
2007-01-28 14:45:54 · answer #8 · answered by nickinoo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that's good
2007-01-28 14:18:05 · answer #9 · answered by Space Cadet 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROTFL
2007-01-28 14:15:58 · answer #10 · answered by (^_^) 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋