Three men were applying for the same job as a detective. One was a Punjabi(Indian), one was Jewish, and one was Italian. The chief decided to ask each applicant just one question and base his decision upon that answer.
When the Jewish man arrived for his interview, the chief asked him, 'Who killed Jesus Christ?' The Jewish man answered without hesitation 'The Romans killed him.' The chief thanked him and he left.
When the Italian man arrived for his interview, the chief asked the same question. He replied 'Jesus was killed by the Jews.' Again, the chief
thanked the man who then left. Finally the Punjabi arrived for his interview, he was asked the same question. He thought for a long time, before saying, 'Could I have some time to think about it?'
The chief said, 'OK, but get back to me tomorrow.'
When the Punjabi arrived home, his wife asked 'How did the interview go?' Pat came the reply, 'Great, I got the job! I'm already investigating a murder!"
2007-01-28 06:01:34 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahhahaa 9
Also it really pisses me off when people can't take a fricken joke. "jesus wasn't killed or murdered" (that guy needs to learn how to spell) and that other one "amazing how people don't know about jesus" or something.. JEEZ! its a joke LAUGH! Stop taking life so seriously you're never gonna make out alive!
2007-01-28 06:48:05 · answer #1 · answered by Toddy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10
2007-01-28 14:06:38 · answer #2 · answered by just ask me 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
5
2007-01-28 14:05:40 · answer #3 · answered by niccilicci 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute but no one killed or muddered Jesus Christ! One thing Jesus laid down his own life nobody took it.
Read the Bible better before you make a joke about it next time.
2007-01-28 14:25:26 · answer #4 · answered by Tom Sawyer 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd rate an 8/10. I'd like to see what he comes up with in the morning though!
2007-01-28 14:17:38 · answer #5 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure wished that this wasn't so close to the truth.
Amazing how we don't talk the same language.
2007-01-28 14:06:20 · answer #6 · answered by happy_southernlady 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Meh. 6
2007-01-28 14:10:22 · answer #7 · answered by Netrix 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
give it a 7
2007-01-28 14:09:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha. Good one! 9/10
2007-01-28 14:17:34 · answer #9 · answered by Space Cadet 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's really sad how so many people don't know about Jesus...
2007-01-28 14:05:37 · answer #10 · answered by Aubri M 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋