my dumbest one was ... (you walk up to some one and say) can i call you glad wrap (why?? they say) cause you stay fresh from head to toe. (stupid ehh??)
2007-01-28 05:37:19 · 11 answers · asked by Slim 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yep that chicken one is dumb 2!
2007-01-28 05:41:18 · update #1
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A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience.
She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle.
In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider.
Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup and she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground again and again. As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune...
...the Wal-Mart manager runs out and unplugs the horse.
*And...*
A man was on a flight to New York from LA. He was sitting next to a blonde lady. He decided to have some fun, so he asked the blonde to play a game. The game went like this: he would ask a question, and if she didn't know the answer, she would pay him $10, and vis versa.
The blonde refused, and tried to take a nap, but the man, instead of giving up, said "I'll pay you $100 for every question I don't know, and you can only pay me $10. Okay?" The blonde finally accepted.
The man asked: "Who is the leader of Russia?" The blonde promptly handed him a $10 bill. Then she asked: "What is black and white and runs up hills backwards?" The man pondered on this for a while, then took out his laptop and preceeded to check all his references, email all his friends, and ask the question in chat rooms.
After an hour the man handed the blonde $100, then asked "What was it anyway?" The blonde handed him a $10 bill and chuckled.
2007-01-28 05:41:37 · answer #1 · answered by i must be bored, im on Y answers 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A couple goes on a gameshow and the host asks them
Whats the first thing eve said to adam?
after a minute of thinking and realizing they dont have the answer the woman just says
"wow thats a hard one!"
The gameshow host screams
RIGHT!!!!!!
2007-01-28 05:44:18 · answer #2 · answered by jimymac 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my dumbest joke and funniest is ;
someone said 1 2 3 ... that is laugh....
2007-01-28 05:44:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This ones quite good: (well, I think so........)
A bloke goes to the doctors and says: 'Doctor, doctor, you've got to help me. I've got six willies!'
The doctor looks at him in disbelief and says: 'That's a load of b*llocks!!'
2007-01-28 06:09:24 · answer #4 · answered by niccilicci 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have a Good Knock Knock Joke... You start.
2007-01-28 05:40:48 · answer #5 · answered by FUSIONMASTER 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why did that stupid chicken cross the road
2007-01-28 05:39:50 · answer #6 · answered by CLARABELLE 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what do you call a deer with no eyes?
i got no idear!
(no eyed deer)
what do you call the same deer with no legs?
i still got no idear!
2007-01-28 05:47:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What looks while it's falling?
An eyedrop.
2007-01-28 06:10:22 · answer #8 · answered by just ask me 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nothing.. i find all of them funny.. though some of em are somehow corny.. hehehhee
2007-01-28 05:43:04 · answer #9 · answered by Riz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a blonde shaggy dog tale this female went to learn her mailbox there grew to become into no longer something in it. approximately 5 minutes later she checked it lower back and repeated some situations.nicely her neighbor grew to become into gazing and he grew to become into like "envisioned some substantial mail" she mentioned "my computing gadget keeps asserting I even have mail" additionally i lov wen ppl get tricked by skill of this theres a a million tale residing house evrythings blue wat hues the sofa they are asserting blue wat hues the television thy say blue wat hues the rug thy say blue wat hues the photograph thy say blue wat hues the computing gadget thy say blue wat hues the stairs thy say blue thn u say theres no stairs its a one tale residing house
2016-09-28 02:40:34 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋