Uhh, no.
2007-01-28 05:06:29
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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No.
But here's one for you...
A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, "I clocked you
at 80 miles per hour, sir."
The driver says, "Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps
your radar gun needs calibrating."
Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: "Now don't be silly dear,
you know that this car doesn't have cruise control."
As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and
growls, "Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once?"
The wife smiles demurely and says, "You should be thankful your radar
detector went off when it did."
As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector,
the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth, "Damn it,
woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?"
The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that you're not wearing your seat
belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine."
The driver says, "Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but took it off
when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back
pocket."
The wife says, "Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your seat
belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving."
And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver turns
to his wife and barks, "WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE SHUT-UP?"
The officer looks over at the woman and asks, "Does your husband always talk
to you this way, Ma'am?"
(I love this part. . . . .)
"Only when he's been drinking."
2007-01-28 13:07:30
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answer #2
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answered by Anonymous
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Without having the slightest idea what it is about it isn't the least bit funny.
2007-01-28 13:10:14
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answer #3
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answered by Travis W 3
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no yuo should has said i can,t help you you need a tree doctor not a people doctor,
2007-01-28 13:09:43
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answer #4
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answered by Anonymous
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Nope, sorry
2007-01-28 13:08:24
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answer #5
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answered by Von Kempelen 5
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only if you ride the short bus
2007-01-28 13:09:28
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answer #6
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answered by sup 5
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No i dont understand it
2007-01-28 13:08:01
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answer #7
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answered by puff'n stuff 3
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who told u that joke, ive heard better...
2007-01-28 13:08:34
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answer #8
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answered by jon f 4
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No, not funny
2007-01-28 13:07:46
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answer #9
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answered by furballchaser 6
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No
2007-01-28 13:07:51
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answer #10
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answered by Time 2
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