2007-01-28 04:30:03 · 6 answers · asked by snitta 1 in Health ➔ Other - Health
Dr. Evil: Our early attempts at a tractor beam went through several preparations. Preparations A through G were a complete failure. But now, ladies and gentlemen, we finally have a working tractor beam, which we shall call... Preparation H.
[Scott snickers]
Dr. Evil: What?
Scott Evil: Why don't you just call it operation ***-cream, you ***.
Dr. Evil: I'm sorry, did you say you want some ice cream?
Scott Evil: Yes, I'd love some chocolate ***-cream.
Dr. Evil: Perhaps later.
Number 2: Dr. Evil, I love your plan.
Dr. Evil: You do?
Frau Farbissina: Yah. It's a really good plan.
Dr. Evil: Yes Frau, on the whole Preparation H feels good.
[Scott resumes snickering]
Dr. Evil: What is it now?
Scott Evil: No, I totally agree with you. Preparation H does feel good... on the hole.
2007-01-29 10:51:21 · answer #1 · answered by gam3fr3aks 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to the chemist and buy some Anusol cream. It works.
2007-01-28 04:34:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you ca get cream from your doctor or pharmacy
they can be caused by raised blood pressure and irritated by straining when going to the loo - speak to your doctor
there is surgery as well to treat them
2007-01-28 04:35:35 · answer #3 · answered by frogg135 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
anusol works,, any generic brand cream will work and drink more water to help you from straining. eat more vegetables for fiber and lay off soft drinks
2007-01-28 04:38:15 · answer #4 · answered by road runner 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
quickly and quietly
get the creams, some go for gentle enema solutions...not for everyone...
plus keep an eye?! on it when you are 'mended' to stay healthy.
go vegan, rotting animal flesh stuck in your bowels doesn't help anyone!!
2007-01-28 04:43:23 · answer #5 · answered by billy bongo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get some pile cream
2007-01-28 04:34:51 · answer #6 · answered by magiclady2007 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋