A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimetres from a shop window.
For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!" The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much. "The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver. I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years."
2007-01-28 04:16:20 · 47 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's a good one, Tink!!!!!!!!!!!!ROFLMAO
2007-02-02 04:11:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
XP I've heard that joke at least ten times before, and its still funny. The first time I heard it, I seemed to laugh for days. It STILL makes me burst out in giggles! Thumbs up! Keep up the good work!
2007-01-28 04:34:05 · answer #2 · answered by Tiger Dude 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
um its not realy funny i dont get why driving a funeral van would make someone crash cause they gt tapped on the shoulder
2007-01-28 04:20:34 · answer #3 · answered by Tori 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
not really a good job to switch too
10 laughs out of 10
2007-01-28 04:28:52 · answer #4 · answered by limallama 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha Hee Hee Hee Ha Ha
yeah, LOL funny
nice one tinks, boy am i glad i had a little peep!!
2007-01-29 01:44:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol ... he got scared he thought it was a deceased person tapping him cause he's so used to driving a funeral van. funny! :)
2007-01-28 05:34:56 · answer #6 · answered by Slim 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha that was funny!! by the way tori.miller2011 you arent very smart...duhh cause if a dead person tapped dont you think he'll be a little scared.
2007-01-28 04:35:26 · answer #7 · answered by no one 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 thumbs up!!
2007-02-02 20:41:25 · answer #8 · answered by Sara *Life is so unlike theory* 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lol 10/10
2007-01-28 06:38:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, a definite thumbs-up!
2007-01-28 04:37:32 · answer #10 · answered by Zebra 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!!!!
2007-02-01 02:31:26 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋