While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. "What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked. "That is the talking clock," the man replied. "How's it work?"
"Watch," the man said and proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer. Suddenly, someone screamed from the other side of the wall, "Knock it off, you idiot! It's two o'clock in the morning!"
2007-01-28 04:15:08 · 28 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
tink u r very funny hahahahaha if u have more jokes plz tell me i like it plz now ok i wanna laugh cause today my mood is off and this joke make me laugh but now i am still upset allittle plz
2007-01-28 04:27:23 · answer #1 · answered by i am not a lovely girl i am cute 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
effective. a salesperson knocked on the door of a house in a clean housing progression and a woman spoke back the door. He started out, "Ma'am, i'm promoting the latest innovation in vacuums, this is the main suitable little gadget I unquestionably have viewed in a protracted time," and with that, he proceeded to offload on her new carpet a mix of ketchup, salsa, dirt, grape juice, and so on. as she watched, horrified. He reported, "If this vacuum does not freshen up that mess, i visit consume it!" She reported, "might you like a fork?! we've not have been given the capability on yet!"
2016-12-17 04:29:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
XD Okay Tink, These are some funny jokes. Some I've read before, but I love hearing again. And again. Seriously, these are awesome! Keep it up! ^^
2007-01-28 04:38:20 · answer #3 · answered by Tiger Dude 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now i know why you keep gonging!!!!
I have to work in the morning.
2007-01-28 04:19:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
another gd 1 lol 10/10
2007-01-28 06:40:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol 10/10 i cudnt stop laughin
2007-02-01 03:22:35 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
but it think the telling time part would only work at night!
2007-01-28 04:27:40 · answer #7 · answered by limallama 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahah oh god thats funny how did he get into college hahaha
2007-01-31 22:29:29 · answer #8 · answered by shane o d 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not funny! but stupid!you need better material,fire your writers now!
2007-01-28 04:31:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lmao
2007-01-28 04:45:01 · answer #10 · answered by Space Cadet 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋