Are my testxxxxs black? A guy is lying in his hospital bed, wired up with drips and monitors, breathing with the aid of an oxygen mask. A young lady comes round the ward with the tea and newspaper trolley. Approaching him she asks if there is anything she can do for him. The guy looks at her and asks "Are my testxxxxs black?" "I'm sorry but I'm not medical staff, I can't help you with that" she replies. "Oh, please have a look for me, I'm really worried; Are my testxxxxs black?" Taking pity on his obvious distress the girl glances around the ward and, seeing there are no medical staff around, says "Alright, I'll have a look for you". She pulls back the bedcover, lifts his manhood out of the way and, cupping his b@lls in her hand tells him, with a note of relief in her voice, "No, they look fine to me". The patient pulls off his oxygen mask and says "I said, Are my test results back?"
2007-01-28 04:12:44 · 33 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ur on roll Tink pmsl 10/10
2007-01-28 06:47:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is a brill joke. 2 good jokes on a sunday morning the first was paddy and the gorilla now yours 10/10
2007-02-03 20:03:01 · answer #2 · answered by Steven E 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You, ma'am, are funny! Mister C., What the hell is up with that? You can't like a joke unless it contains adult content? Well, I'll have to agree with you this time. This was reeeally funny. To describe this joke in just four letters, LMAO. XP Keep it up, Tink! MONKEYS FOREVER!!!!
2007-01-28 04:46:17 · answer #3 · answered by Tiger Dude 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Naughty!
2007-02-02 05:12:29 · answer #4 · answered by SC 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.i mean it nd the part when he says"are my test results
back"nd the lady thot he said something elz.
2007-01-28 04:20:48 · answer #5 · answered by Najia A 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved it!lol
2007-02-02 14:55:08 · answer #6 · answered by widow_maker_lives 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA, OMG hilarious. that got me in fits. well done!!!! that was the best joke ive heard all day 10/10
2007-01-28 04:17:00 · answer #7 · answered by chatterbox15 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good 1 haha
2007-01-28 04:20:52 · answer #8 · answered by Danielle S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can't believe she fell for it, still everyone has a blonde moment
2007-01-31 21:15:06 · answer #9 · answered by Ryan Willcox 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That really made me laugh good joke.
2007-01-28 04:16:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋