Could you please name three things that would ???

Question

Make someone a member of the dog section Moron League?

Answer 1

All the above answers.

Asking what traits their mutt will have.
People that do not do any research prior to getting a dog.
The people who think their dogs are looking for sex because the dog is humping people.

Answer 2

Asking "when will my dog get her period?"

Asking "my dogs is going into convulsions every 3 minutes and some of his body parts are falling off, what do i do?"

Anyone who buys a dog from a pet store

ANY BYB. PERIOD!!!!!

OK. true story, At the last boarding kennel I worked at, A lady walked on with an OUT OF CONTROL 8 month old lab puppy. She was knocking down kids and and old lady. She was also off leash. This woman was going(in a barely audible tone) "Daisey, be a good girl and sit for mommy" I was thinking OH MY GOD, Tell that dog to SIT. Well after *I* got the dog under control, she looks to me and said " I just don't understand why she won't listen to me. Do you know of anyone that would want her?" Next thing I heard was that Daisey was euthanized for biting one of her kids. I would say she qualifies for the ML.

Anyone that thinks "designer mutts" are REAL and LEGITIMATE breeds

People that treat their dogs like Tiny humans

People that do not correct their dogs

People that think pit bulls, dobermans, rotties, or any other breed are inherently EVIL, and try to kill peoples dogs, yet their precious lab or cocker spaniel has bitten three people this year

AND THE LIST GOES ON...

To lizzy: I know I hate it when people say "spaded" It is one of my WORST pet peeves! lol

Answer 3

1. Breeding 'Designer Dogs' (AKA 'Mutts For Money') - shelter dogs die due to lack of enough homes, while they scam people & make money? Just WRONG!

2. Believing Labradoodles don't shed & are hypoallergenic - sorry, but even basic high school science classes should have given an average intelligence level person enough knowledge to understand genetics won't work this way.

3. Never bothering to obedience train or make their dog follow any household rules, then asking why their precious pup "growls at me when I move him on the couch/bed, when I treat him like my baby?' - Ugh. Animals are NOT humans in fur suits, and NEED firm rules!

For starters.

Answer 4

!. They come on here in an emergency instead of calling a vet. example: my dog is having trouble breathing. Do you think it will be okay?
2. My dog is having puppies. What should I do?? I think they're coming!!!! Help!!!

3. I want to breed my Shepherd/Peke with my sisters boyfriends brothers Great Dane/ Chihuahua. How much do you think I can get for the puppies????

Answer 5

1) wanting to cross breed a pit bull and a shih tzu so she could sell "bullshits" (I'm not making this one up)

2) waiting until their dog has been in labor for 12 hours, then going to Yahoo! to find out what they should be watching for.

3) Asking what you can do for a pet that's obviously extremely ill "besides taking it to the vet"

and I have to add:
4) using the word "spayded"

one more: thinking that the BARF diet is good for your dog's health.

Answer 6

1. leaving a dog in the car for extended periods of time in heat and cold

2. leaving a dog unattended in a business or garage and thinking a bowl of water will suffice

3. getting a particular breed of dog to make them look better ie) getting a rottie to look tougher

Answer 7

1) Treat the dog like a human being and afforded all privilages thereof.
2) Never, ever physically correct a dog because it will "make him mean" and he will not like me.
3) Do not get a dog from a real breeder, get a neurotic POS from somewhere else and then make it more neurotic with your behavior, before you breed it with another POS because it is so "cute".

Answer 8

1. Backyard breeders
2. People who ask things like "My puppy is beeding from her eyeballs..are there any home remedies"?
3. People who argue that their mixed breed designer mutt is a pedigree

Answer 9

All of the above, except for Victoria, who may be a member.

Answer 10

I WANT TO BREED MY MIXED BREED

I WANT TO RUB MY DOGS NOSE IN HIS PEE

MY DOG IS OF BREEDING QUALITY BECAUSE IS HAS PAPERS

bonus: MY DOG ISN"T BEHAVING< i haven't trained him _ WHAT DO I DO?