A Nebraska farmer got in his pickup and drove to a neighbouring farm and knocked at the farmhouse door. A young boy, about nine, opened the door.
"Is yer Pa home"? the farmer asked.
No sir, he ain't," the boy replied. "He went into town."
"Well," said the farmer, "Is yer Ma here"?
"No, sir, she ain't here neither. She went into town with Pa. "
"How about your brother, Greg? Is he here"?
"He went with Ma and Pa. "
The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other and mumbling to himself.
"Is there anything I can do fer ya"? the boy asked politely. "I knows where all the tools are if you want to borrey one. Or maybe, I could take a message fer Pa. "
"Well," said the farmer uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to yer Pa. It's about your brother Greg getting my daughter, Pearly Mae, pregnant."
The boy considered for a moment.
"You would have to talk to Pa about that," he finally conceded.
"If it helps you any, I know that Pa charges $50 fer the bull and $25 fer the hog, but I really don't know how much he gets fer Greg."
2007-01-28 02:37:17 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats another good one from you hen 10/10
2007-01-28 06:49:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is good, contine to send a few more, I would love to read them.
2007-01-28 04:45:45 · answer #2 · answered by ramy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Out of the mouths of babes... LOL
2007-01-28 02:42:23 · answer #3 · answered by Chris 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is great. I can't wait to tell my teenage boys.
2007-01-28 02:43:05 · answer #4 · answered by icunurse85 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats very good.
2007-01-28 04:17:02 · answer #5 · answered by Cowboy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
excellent
2007-01-28 03:42:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is pretty funny
2007-01-28 02:45:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-01-28 03:46:38 · answer #8 · answered by Mr Cynical 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-01-28 02:49:51 · answer #9 · answered by SinisterKid 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋