Witch one of these blonde jokes do you like the best? (I hope i'm not insulting anyone!)
1: A ventriloquist is doing his daily rounds of blonde jokes, talking to his dummy (on his knee), the crowd lauging loudly. Suddenly, a large blonde in the crowd stands up. Very angry, she shouts:
"You think that's funny?! HUH?!! What's you peoples problems now days?! Making fun of blondes! We're people too, you know!? We're just as smart as you are! You all think we're stupid, well we're NOT!!"
Starteld and bewildered, the ventriloquist starts to apoligise when the blonde interups:
You stay out of this! I'm talk'in to that little bas***ed on your knee!
2: Two blondes are trying to unlock there car with a clothes hanger. (They locked there keys in the car). One tells the other:
Hurry! It's starting to rain, and we left the top down!
3: Blonde inventions:
Water-proof towl
submerine screen door
inflatable dart board
solar-powered flashlight
water-proof tea bag
a book on how to read
2007-01-28 02:36:44 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
These are funny as hell! Thank you so much for the laugh. I really needed it! Thank you. Oh and I liked the first and the third ones.
2007-01-28 03:31:25 · answer #1 · answered by Britney 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The first one.
2007-01-28 02:40:59 · answer #2 · answered by Dove 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HEY I'm blond! Naturally.
No they were funny, though people get a little to carried away with them, but they are always a good laugh sex jokes are funny too.
BJ's are getting a little old
... wait BJ's blond jokes blow jobs .. s*ut stereo type = blond
haha that was kinda funny
#1 was the best.
2007-01-28 02:44:59 · answer #3 · answered by +No longer a Yahoo answerer+ 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
All three were all right, but the 1st one was absolutely the best! Thx for the laugh and 2 points.
2007-01-28 04:00:17 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Mi @m0r L@ UniC@♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the first one best. It makes me wonder why there are so many bottle blondes when people are constantly making fun of people with that hair color.
2007-01-28 02:48:18 · answer #5 · answered by sexmagnet 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha - Blond walks into a library and asks "burger and chips please...." The librarian replies "lady this is a Library!" The blond looks a little confused, and whispers back "Sorry.... burger and chips please!"
Hope this adds to your collection!!
Number 2 made me laugh
2007-01-28 02:44:33 · answer #6 · answered by Lucky Cat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I already heard the first two jokes and the last one was alright. My favorite was 1st one
2007-01-28 02:40:33 · answer #7 · answered by plehaq 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
#2
2007-01-28 02:44:09 · answer #8 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol they were all great but I think I like the 2nd one is the best
2007-01-28 02:41:13 · answer #9 · answered by My Life is in Black and White 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think #'s one and 3 are the best.
2007-01-28 03:21:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋