Englishman, Scottsman, and Irishman sitting on top of a tall building they are finnishing off. They have all stopped building for lunch, the Englishman opens his sandwiches and exclains "Ahh Beef! I'm so sick of beef sandwiches. If I get beef again, I'm jumping off this building!"
The Scottsman opens his sandwich "Ah, Haggis!, if I get Haggis tomorrow, I'm with you english man, I'm jumping!!"
The Irishman opens his, "Ahhhh Lamb..... If I get lamb tomorrow I'm wit you lads!"
Next Day:
Englishman, "I don't belive it, BEEF again, thats it." with that he jump off the 78 floor and dies!
Scotsman, "Ahh Haggis!" he also jumps and dies.
Irishman, "Ahh Lamb" He shouts as he jumps to his death.
Later that day at the morge all the wives are there consoling each other, the english wife exclaims "if only he said he didn't like beef I would have made him something else!" The scots wife aggreed, The irish wife perked up and says "I just don't understand.. Patrick made his own sandwiches
2007-01-28 02:33:59 · 16 answers · asked by Lucky Cat 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hehehehehe, I've not heard that one before!
Made me laugh out loud though! Very Good!
10/10 :-)
2007-01-28 02:36:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha! Funny! 11/10 ( And I don't mean 10/11 or 10/10)!
2007-01-28 10:41:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, I've heard it before. Good joke but yes, it was better the first time.
2007-01-28 10:39:14 · answer #3 · answered by Dorkimus 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHA, I havent heard that one before.
2007-01-28 10:37:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny! i always heard it as a hillbilly a mexican and a chinese man with balogna, tacos and rice.
2007-01-28 10:39:43 · answer #5 · answered by Iris 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Never heard it before, so cute!
2007-01-28 10:38:29 · answer #6 · answered by ann m 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was cute i had never heard it wich makes it new to me lol
2007-01-28 10:39:43 · answer #7 · answered by dangerous1smile2002 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one LOL
2007-01-28 10:37:28 · answer #8 · answered by My Life is in Black and White 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good for a chuckle...thanks!
2007-01-28 10:36:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
maby he jsut wanted to get away from his wife!
2007-01-28 10:43:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋