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I also heard they dance barefoot and scream in church as well.

2007-01-28 01:30:05 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Evangelicals, being so preoccupied with sticking their hypocritical noses into everyone else's bedroom (mostly gay people), have sex with young boys. Just ask good ole Ted Haggard or Jim Baker. And then there is the saintly Jimmy Swaggart who had sex with a prostitute. And let's not forget Oral (hmmm) Roberts, who declared that if people didn't send him 12 million dollars that god would take him.
These evil predatory hypocrites care only about money so they can build their megachurches (with money their obedient lemmings give them each week)
They are the vilest form of scum. They think nothing of fleecing the last dime from their congregations (a good many of them poor, elderly people) so they can drive around in Bentleys, Rolls Royces, and Mercedes. Yes, I seem to recall that Jesus was chauffered around in his gold chariot and wore nothing but the finest attire made of golden threads.
That is why their motto is "Let us PREY"

2007-01-28 01:50:39 · answer #1 · answered by whitesoxr1 2 · 0 0

Like the myth. Sorry I'm an evangelist and we don't play the banjo, mind you we're not hillbillies either!! We don't dance barefoot, we rarely dance!! We don't scream in church!! the most we ever say is an AMEN to a good testimony! Hope that answered your question!

2007-01-28 09:35:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I don't play the banjo, or eat fried chicken or dance barefooted, but I do sometimes scream in church. I do play the the guitar, the bass, the piano and the keyboard, sometimes the harmonic and occasionally the washboard.

2007-01-28 09:42:03 · answer #3 · answered by Preacher 6 · 0 0

No they have so many millions that they can hire an orchestra or a rock band to play for them. Banjo??Whats that??...I think they eat cavier and drink champagne and count all their millions in their mansions , while the poor widows who sent them their last dime are eating cat food.

2007-01-28 09:36:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

No to the chicken and banjo thing. But if guided then you can dance or sing or clap your hands to praise God. make a joy full noise for Him

2007-01-28 09:34:53 · answer #5 · answered by channiek 4 · 0 0

why it got to be an evanelist if you got to a church that is scare to say amen out loud then my friend fine another church we should be full of the holy ghost when we go to chuch and ever moment of ours life if eatting chicken after church is what fill you up go for my friend sing, shout ,dance ,clap your hands let the lord known how much you love him get happy in the lord awwwwww what a blessing !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-01-28 09:39:55 · answer #6 · answered by hunter_tn4 1 · 0 0

There is a difference between the four string banjo which is strummed, and the five string, which is picked. I think u r an @rse-hole.

2007-01-28 09:37:10 · answer #7 · answered by Lukusmcain// 7 · 0 0

Thats right jew boy. They flock to the church of KFC and dance with snakes and eat chicken from my own special recipe.

2007-01-28 09:40:21 · answer #8 · answered by 818er 2 · 1 0

Many artist play music to cheer and praise their God and there is nothing wrong with that form of expression, it is what lays in their hearts.
Food decomposes, but Gods love doesn't.

2007-01-28 09:36:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I think you are referring to Arkansas residents, not evangelists. Hope that clears it up for you.

2007-01-28 09:35:52 · answer #10 · answered by Alex 6 · 2 0

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