An unfortunate soul gets washed up on a tropical island.
Soon he's captured by cannibals and put in a huge pot. The unfriendly tribe light a fire underneath and put vegtables in the pot with the unlucky sailor.
The tribal leader starts dancing around the pot, making alot of noise and stabbs the sailor with his spear...... The sailor bursts out laughing.
The chief, stops for a second, taken aback by the reaction of the sailor. But dances around the pot and stabs the saiolor again.
Again the sailor laughs, The chief now a little bemushed dances himself into a frenzy and stabs the sailor as hard as he can...... this time the sailor is in hysterics.
The chief stops the dancing and questions the sailor "Why, you laugh?? We capture you, put you in a pot of boiling water and vegetbles, stab you.... and you laugh???"
The sailor wipe the tears of laughter away and replies, "Evertime you stab me with your spear, I'm Sh*tting in your soup!!"
2007-01-28 01:28:35 · 11 answers · asked by Lucky Cat 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao
thanks
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2007-01-28 01:51:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
gud 1
2007-01-28 09:40:51 · answer #2 · answered by Mhik_V 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one!! 8/10
2007-01-28 09:41:09 · answer #3 · answered by Mr Bellows 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha omg thats deff a keeper =]
2007-01-28 10:08:13 · answer #4 · answered by blank 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I GUESS GURU IS A CANNIBAL,
HE DON'T LIKE IT WHEN SOMEONE POOPS IN HIS SOUP,
TOO BAD FOR HIM.... LOL...
GOOD ONE THOUGH !!! KEEP THEM COMING !
2007-01-28 13:12:29 · answer #5 · answered by Steven H 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a very dirty joke....sorry but 0/10
2007-01-28 09:36:59 · answer #6 · answered by Blaze 3 · 1⤊ 6⤋
funny...
where did you hear it?
2007-01-28 09:54:39 · answer #7 · answered by jessidamoney 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice one!!!
2007-01-28 09:35:49 · answer #8 · answered by tz 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ahahaha LOL! god ,I really needed a good laugh, Thanks
2007-01-28 09:49:47 · answer #9 · answered by Domino's Mom 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thanks for the laugh!
2007-01-28 09:40:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋