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When I mean short, I mean short.

Funny phrases are preferred.

Please make it less than 21 characters (letters, numbers, symbols, etc...)

2007-01-28 01:15:16 · 15 answers · asked by cubscaps33 5 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

15 answers

U, Me, Drink, now!

2007-01-28 01:19:39 · answer #1 · answered by howardlee1977 4 · 1 0

Funny Short Phrase

2016-12-18 05:25:53 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

If I die, I'm blaming you


My husband and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met


I never knew about fat and cheesy, until I met you

2007-01-28 01:19:59 · answer #3 · answered by tz 4 · 0 1

My face is leaving in 5 mins, be on it! OR
Do you believe in love at first sight? or should I come past again?

2007-01-28 01:23:22 · answer #4 · answered by Agony Aunt 5 · 0 1

Whatever

2007-01-28 01:35:53 · answer #5 · answered by dolphingal01 1 · 0 1

have you got a library card because I am checking you out.

2007-01-28 02:19:33 · answer #6 · answered by Evilblood4 1 · 1 0

Hi, how are you?

2007-01-28 03:01:02 · answer #7 · answered by Chris 4 · 0 1

yo mama

2007-01-28 01:19:43 · answer #8 · answered by The man behind the mic 2 · 0 1

you should let me knock the stuffin out your egg mcmuffin

2007-01-28 01:36:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Did it hurt? (pause) When you fell from the heavens?

2007-01-28 01:30:18 · answer #10 · answered by Lucky Cat 3 · 0 1

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