A 6-year old and a 4-year old are upstairs in their bedroom.
"You know what?" says the 6-year old. "I think it's about time we started
cussing."
The 4-year old nods his head in approval. The 6-year old
continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with
'hell' andyou say something with 'as s'. The 4-year old agrees with enthusiasm.
When their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6-year old
what he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios."
WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen
floor, gets up and runs upstairs with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step.
His mom locks him in his room and shouts, "You can just stay there until I let you out!"
She then comes back downstair s, looks at the 4-year old and
asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"
"I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat as s it won't be Cheerios."
2007-01-28 01:05:02 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I thought it was really good! It made me laugh!
2007-01-28 01:30:08 · answer #1 · answered by coconuts 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
I wouldn't want to eat Cheerios with a mom like that either.
8/10
2007-01-28 09:59:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well i definitely will not have Cheerios from now on wivout laughin - and their my favourite cereal - sob sob (messin)
10/10 and a star from me lol
guess wot, ive actually got a Cheerios cereal bar in my bag as well
lol!!!!!!!!!!
cheers for cheerin me up a bit!! - caight my mates chattin bhind my back callin me all sorts
their biatchs
2007-01-30 05:48:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha! Now she can lock them up together! That's so cute
2007-01-28 09:32:32 · answer #4 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one 8.5/10
2007-01-28 09:43:00 · answer #5 · answered by Mr Bellows 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG, haven't laughed that hard in months!
2007-01-28 09:51:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that made me laugh lol!! Thats really funny make another joke!!
2007-01-28 09:53:46 · answer #7 · answered by dolphingal01 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's okay I guess.
2007-01-28 09:13:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ahhaha....another star for u
2007-01-28 09:30:53 · answer #9 · answered by adi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one!!! heres a star!
2007-01-28 09:15:39 · answer #10 · answered by tz 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋