Chap walks in to the bar, amazed he rubs his eyes, there infront of him was this tiny man about 1 foot tall playing the piano!! The little man was superb, the music filled the bar.
The chap couldn't contain himself, he ran to the bar and shouted "barman, barmen... tell me where you got the piano player!!"
The barmen replied, very unhappyly "Don't talk to me about that bloody Pianist".
"But he's amazing, you must tell me about him!" exclaimed the chap.
"O.k, O.k," Said the barman, "Just promise me you'll drop the subject after?!"
"For sure!" replied the chap.
"Well," said the barman "I was tidying the cellar and I came across this bottle, I rubbed the dust off and to my amazement, a genie popped out and granted me one wish, he said speek clearly because the Genie had a slight hearing problem!" The barman stopped for a second and shook is head "Well, all I can say is I didn't ask for an 18" Pianist!!!"
2007-01-28 01:02:39 · 16 answers · asked by Lucky Cat 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-01-28 01:38:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
At least the pianist could play well! Lol
2007-01-28 09:32:49 · answer #2 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I have heard different versions of this but none as good as your!! Nice job! kkep posting!
2007-01-28 09:17:51 · answer #3 · answered by tz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one 7.5/10
2007-01-28 09:20:36 · answer #4 · answered by Mr Bellows 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny dude. give us another
2007-01-28 09:14:23 · answer #5 · answered by Tarek D 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2007-01-28 10:49:20 · answer #6 · answered by osama 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GOOD THING HE DIDN'T ASK FOR GOLD
HE MIGHT HAVE GOTTEN A COLD INSTEAD
GOOD ONE THOUGH !!!
2007-01-28 13:20:00 · answer #7 · answered by Steven H 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very very funny ha haaaaaaaaaa
2007-01-28 09:07:26 · answer #8 · answered by booge 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats so funny!! u could say that again!
2007-01-28 09:55:58 · answer #9 · answered by dolphingal01 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats good, thanx.
2007-01-28 09:08:56 · answer #10 · answered by laziifrog 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋