And don't say.....Don't shoot.
2007-01-28 00:51:30 · 60 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
remove the bullets from your guns!! PLEASE??
2007-01-28 00:55:32 · answer #1 · answered by stuartalan w 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
a nice simple question to answer.
all i would say is aim for the head. the only organs good for transplant are my heart and lungs. make sure they go to someone who needs them.
i'd probably also comment what the hell took you so long, i've been waiting for you to turn up for the last 20 years!
no joke or riddle.
and your, should be you're in this question. i guess that is where the joke or riddle comes in. if in front of your (my) firing squad, you'ld say take aim at your target and fire.
in my case i'd still say what i said at the top of this answer.
what would the askers request be?
2007-01-28 01:02:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
If I could watch the Andy Warhol documentary "Empire"
(For those that don;t know, it is a film of a day in the life of the Empire State Building. He basically locks down the camera and films a real-time day of the building, and it's 24 hours long)
2007-01-28 00:59:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
For them to let me play a recording of my 3 year old singing "Push it to the limit" from the Disney movie Jump in! That should buy me at least 3 hours.....
2007-01-28 01:44:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
to have 10 more requests
2007-01-28 04:23:32 · answer #5 · answered by lil_miss_giggles 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there are 3 boys in front of a firing squad. the first one says tornado tornado! and runs off, the second thought like the 1st but knew he couldnt say tornado so he said hurricane hurricane! and ran off. the 3rd one thought like the first and second and said...
fire fire!! and they shot...
2007-01-28 02:06:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
to let me watch the whole of the Lord of the Rings trilogy so i could think of a way to get out of it. What, all 3 films should give me at least a week!
2007-01-28 04:33:11 · answer #7 · answered by fozz89 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For someone to paint the entire English coastline all the colours of the rainbow. You never said it had to be sensible.
2007-01-28 06:56:49 · answer #8 · answered by Katri-Mills 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would ask them 'to shoot themselves instead' as my last request.
2007-01-28 02:20:58 · answer #9 · answered by Evilblood4 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God is One and only he decides who dies and at what time. So all i would say is If i die in one shot then fine but if i survive that shot then i should be let free as God did not wish i die in the first bullet.
2007-02-01 00:51:32 · answer #10 · answered by Teen Ace 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I request that a government agency provide all ammunition, personnel, supervision, and oversight... then have them give me a very low priority rating. I may never die!
2007-01-28 04:46:17 · answer #11 · answered by The Queen of Doodlebug 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋