A man and his wife are in bed and he turns to her and says, 'Darling, let's make love' she turns to him and says,
'Shh! be quiet George, the kids will here you - if you feel like this again, ask to use my washing machine'
So a few nights later she's feeling randy and she turns to her husband and says, Darling, would you like to use my washing machine? he says to his wife,
'to tell you the truth pet, it was only a small bundle so i did it by hand!
2007-01-28
00:35:22
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